Shaun R.
Yelp
The Fred is the newest resort in Frederiksted, and caters to an adult-only crowd...which is made evident in its tongue-in-cheek motto, "Sleep with Fred" which is instrumental in its marketing. Seriously, the beach towels, t-shirts, pens, do-not-disturb hangtag and various other materials hammer home the motto, taking it from cute to near overkill.
In any event, when my girlfriend and I planned a five-day vacation to St. Croix, the Fred was the clear choice for where to stay. We did our homework, and even though we knew that part of the 24-room resort was under extensive renovations, leaving 12 rooms open and no pool, it seemed like it would be perfect for what we were looking for...and it was, for the most part. We definitely wanted beach access, and The Fred has that in spades. Honestly, being able to leave our room and walk a mere 50 steps to a sandy beach on the Caribbean Sea was a major, major boon. As it stands, we spent the better part of three days on the beach, and we often had a 100-foot expanse of beach to ourselves. The first full day we were there, we had to ask staff repeatedly to bring out some beach chairs (which were locked up to prevent them from being stolen), which was a little annoying. The second day went a lot better in that regard, as staff were very quick to respond, even setting up a parasol and the chairs in a great spot almost immediately. There's no daytime bar open yet, which is a bit of a shame, but that will come eventually.
Our room ("The Arlington") was a bit of a mixed bag. On the one hand, it was very comfortable and spacious, featuring a king-sized bed, a couch, effective A/C, and other little conveniences. The wifi is particularly strong as well, which allowed me to watch a certain Sunday evening show live on my laptop... On the other hand, there were a couple of large-scale issues that I can't ignore in a review. First, while a partition-free, walk-in shower can often be a good idea, in this instance the floor wasn't tilted to allow for adequate drainage. As a result, after a mere ten minutes, literally the entire bathroom floor would be wet -- not just the shower area, but the sink area, and (most disturbingly) the toilet area as well. What this means is that you either have to take an ultra fast shower, or accept the reality that you'll ultimately be wading in 3-inch-deep water until it eventually drains (which takes about fifteen minutes), or until you soak it up with your towels. The second big issue was that there was a strong storm that lasted for a few hours on one of our evenings there...and the roof started leaking. Not just drips, but a full-on stream down one of the walls near the bathroom. We had to use our bath towels as well as our beach towels, hand towels, and washcloths to soak up all the water. When we talked to the front desk about it the next day, they were apologetic, but already knew about both of these issues. In fact, that is probably what annoys me the most -- that these were known issues, but we had no forewarning.
A few additional items of note: there's a Keurig with sweetener, creamer, and little snacks in the lobby, which is a good thing, because there aren't many places to get coffee in the vicinity. Speaking of the vicinity, if you're reading this and have never been to the area, it's highly recommended that you rent a car at some point. While there are a few great restaurants within walking distance (see my review for Braata), their hours vary quite a bit, and there aren't any decent grocery shops to stock up on non-restaurant foodstuffs. We spent the first two days at The Fred carless, and while they were good days, we were ultimately grateful that we decided to rent a car for the rest of our visit. Oh, and even though we had some gripes about service, the staff were almost all exceptionally friendly (a special shout-out to Tim and Coco at the gift shop and spa respectively), and we were personally treated very well.
Despite some of the negatives I listed above, our experience at The Fred was mostly positive, and if we return to St. Croix we would have no qualms about staying there again. In fact, I would go so far as to recommend it to any visitors to the island. I can't give it a five-star review because of a lot of little issues, but realistically, it delivered on everything we expected from it -- a beachside resort on the Caribbean with a fair amount of solitude and generally good service.