Louisa M.
Yelp
Searched Yelp for "swanky cocktail bars" in London, and The Fumoir Bar came up at the top of the list. Yelpers, let me tell you: this place deserves that distinction! This is one of the best cocktail bars I have ever been to anywhere in the world.
The bar is a speakeasy located off the lobby of the Claridge's Hotel. When we first arrived, we were directed towards their coffee shop and bar. It was nice, but not the "right" place. Thankfully I asked another doorman and he directed us to the correct bar.
The bar has an unmarked door that looks like leaded crystal. I've posted a photo so you can see how to find it! If you know, you know!
The seating is limited, but we were warmly greeted and quickly given a table. There are two small rooms, one right by the bar and another that's separate and in the back. I'd highly recommend trying to snag a table by the bar, since that's the most scenic. Since it was full when we visited, I was fine sitting in the back especially with the lovely Christmas tree lights twinkling through the glass doors!
Note: we were dressed in sweaters and jeans and felt comfortable here. I figure it's because this is such a swanky and elegant hotel and bar that they figure you must be classy just because you've walked in the door. We encountered zero "snootiness" from anyone, and we were welcomed in our casual attire.
The menu is the epitome of "craft cocktail" bar. This is what you should be looking for when you want something very unique! For example, the classic Cosmopolitan is one of my favorite drinks and a classic Manhattan my husband's, but the Fumoir offers very cheeky and original takes on both of those cocktails!
The drinks are alarmingly small, but quite strong. They do not skimp on liquor. The crystal cocktail glasses are so pretty and petite. In fact, I mentioned to my husband how much I loved the glasses and while we were sitting there, he googled them and ordered them for me for a Christmas gift (like, how thoughtful was that)??
I have to say that the Cosmo here is one of the best drinks I have ever had. Made with honey mead instead of cranberry juice, it was absolutely delicious. I'll reiterate that the drinks are VERY strong, so neither of us could handle more than one. Thankfully the bar offers complimentary light bar snacks with your drinks (really good cheese crackers and spiced nuts).
We found the service to be professional and friendly, and the bartenders are absolutely world class. I cannot rave enough about the atmosphere, service, and quality of the drinks.
That being said, all of this comes with a hefty price tag -- but it's well worth every penny.
This is not a place for folks on a budget. Cocktails run about $35 U.S. and there are all sorts of hidden fees and charges added on, including a charity charge and a 15% service charge on top of the already high menu prices. Take note of this, because the extra money added to the bill was unexpected. Our final expenditure was just under $75 USD for two cocktails and the extra charges.
My trip to London has now come to and end, but I still find myself daydreaming about this bar. It will be one of my first stops on future trips to the city. A++++ in every way.