Alison C.
Yelp
Worst service ever experienced
Myself and two friends visited here as a traditional Monday after breakfast after a conference we organise. We were met by a blonde waitress who seated us. We ordered, started to eat and were a little perturbed at her hovering beside the table. To the point I was considering offering her a seat! She then dragged in a large dirty street wheely bin though the narrow gap beside our table (I'm sure that must contravene some environmental health rule!). We were delighted when a group of friends from the same conference walked in and sat at the next table. We attempted to chat over the gap but, as you would in any cafe (and most usually with the help of the staff!) slid the table over a foot or so nearer them. Not blocking any access, in fact opening more up behind me.
The same blonde waitress then proceeded to stomp about glaring and making pointed comments at us for daring to move the table a little. The waitress actually serving us was lovely so we ignored the nasty piece and refused to let her spoil the experience.
That lasted until we asked for the bill. They presented us with one bill for the two tables and said by moving the table we had made it one (they were still a distance apart) and therefore we had no right to seperate bills. They also added a large service charge, because we were now a table of 5 or more rather than 3! We protested this and asked them to remove the service charge and split the bill as it should've been. The young waitress passed us on to a waiter and both of them apologetically said they were not allowed to. We asked for the manager who belligerently informed us that moving the table was disrespectful and against their policy. And therefore automatically meant we were one table. In other words, punishing us for sliding a table over by a foot! The blonde waitress had vanished, clearly because she had instigated it.
As they would not budge we paid for a quiet life and gave a tip to the young pleasant waitress, whom we were afraid may suffer for the actions of the blonde one, and for us daring to do what any other cafe would encourage.
I've grown used to the comparitively dire service in Oxford but this took the (overpriced) cake! Their insistance on the service charge was not even legal.
So, in summary:
1. We ordered and were served before other friends walked in.
2. We remained at seperate tables.
3. A dirty wheely bin dragged past very close to our table.
4. The waitress was surly, spiteful, and very rude. And the manager no better.
5. Insistance on a service charge on a trumped up lie, which is illegal.
It's normal in cafes to make paying customers welcome, happy, and encourage them to stay longer and therefore spend more money. That is the basis of customer service. The above list falls woefully short of even the most basic customer service. What it does amount to is a money grabbing establishment trading on it's interior and history while treating the customers as inconvenient punters there to be fleeced! I am furious at their behaviour and will never, ever cross that threshold again and would strongly encourage other visitors to this tourist popular city to also avoid. Peep in the door if you like the (not particularly notable) interior then go somewhere else for better coffee, better food (as that was only passable and overpriced) and surely better service. To be honest, a prison cafeteria probably would offer better service and more pleasant staff!
AVOID!