Joshua L.
Yelp
During my recent stay at The Grove Resort & Water Park, I embarked on an exploration of Orlando's hospitality landscape to provide an authentic experience for my discerning clients. However, what I encountered was far from the idyllic retreat I had envisioned, and I would be remiss to recommend this establishment to any traveler seeking a memorable vacation.
At first glance, The Grove Resort & Water Park offers an enticing proposition. Its affordability, spacious family-style condos boasting full kitchens, and the allure of a water park create a sense of anticipation. Regrettably, the reality fell short, and my experience was marred by several significant shortcomings.
Cleanliness was a notable issue throughout the property. The carpets in both the hallways and the condos were alarmingly filthy, evoking a sense of discomfort and a lack of attention to detail. Moreover, the insufficient provision of towels, despite being aware of the number of occupants, left me questioning the hotel's commitment to guest satisfaction.
To compound matters, the shortage of cups and the inadequate supply of dinnerware and cutlery failed to meet the needs of guests occupying the rooms. This oversight created an inconvenience that was difficult to overlook.
The state of the furniture further underscored the resort's shortcomings. Numerous pieces were in disrepair, with drawers that fell out or refused to open smoothly. Even the sleeper sofa, which held the promise of comfort, lacked proper bedding. After requesting linens, we were provided only with sheets, without pillows or blankets, leaving us feeling ill-prepared and disheartened.
The bedding itself was equally disappointing. The sheets, resembling cardboard, emitted a distinct crunch with each movement, hampering restful sleep. Adding insult to injury, the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash provided were of poor quality, exuding an unpleasant aroma and housed in unappealing bottles that further diminished the overall experience.
Regrettably, the culinary offerings at the resort's restaurant were a letdown. The food, tainted by an unappealing flavor reminiscent of dirty oil, failed to meet even the most modest expectations. This culinary disappointment, combined with the exorbitant prices at the Flip Flop Fun Center--where an $8 fee granted access to a miniature glow-in-the-dark golf course--left me questioning the value proposition of the entire establishment.
Transportation logistics to and from the nearby theme parks proved to be another inconvenience. The limited departure times from the hotel resulted in using my own vehicle with unexpectedly lengthy travel times--approximately 25-30 minutes to Disney, and close to 40 minutes to Universal, factoring in traffic--added unnecessary stress to an already less-than-ideal experience.
In terms of ambiance, the resort's soundproofing was woefully inadequate. My room, located directly above the check-in area and facing the courtyard, allowed for an uncomfortably intimate auditory experience. Conversations from neighboring guests permeated the space, and the persistent noise of construction during weekdays created an unwelcome intrusion on tranquility.
Lastly, the resort's policy of charging for early check-in seemed unwarranted. Paying an additional fee for this service, despite the hotel's apparent lack of occupancy and rooms that appeared to have been ready for days, left me questioning the management's commitment to accommodating weary travelers.
While The Grove Resort & Water Park may initially captivate with its visual allure, my personal encounter revealed a multitude of issues that tarnished the overall experience. The cleanliness concerns, insufficient amenities, uncomfortable bedding, lackluster dining options, transportation inconveniences, and pervasive noise disturbances simply cannot be overlooked. I would urge to exercise caution when considering this establishment for your future travels.