James L.
Google
Absolutely awful. Save yourself the time, money, and disappointment.
Arrived to find no table ready. Once seated, we were left sitting there like idiots for 10 minutes before having to flag down a waiter just to place an order. Drinks came out quickly, which was cute, because the food took nearly 40 minutes long enough for the drinks to be completely finished and forgotten about.
When the food finally arrived, it was cold, poorly presented, and genuinely disgusting. The quality was so bad we couldn’t even finish it. Easily some of the worst café food I’ve been served, and absolutely not worth the wait.
Service was an absolute circus. There were far too many staff on the floor, yet somehow nothing was getting done. No communication, no organisation, no clue. We had to ask multiple times for cutlery after the food had already been dumped on the table. Staff seemed more interested in wandering around and half-taking orders that never arrived on time, if they arrived at all.
The décor deserves a special mention because it’s horrendous. Tacky, chaotic, and overwhelming, like someone vomited an Alison Wonderland Christmas theme all over the place and called it a vibe. Loud, messy, and completely lacking taste.
Honestly, you’d be far better off walking down the road to Woolworths, buying ingredients, and cooking the meal yourself. At least then it’ll be hot, edible, and won’t come with a 40-minute wait and a side of incompetence.
Would not return. Would not recommend. A complete waste of time, and just to top it off, good luck finding parking, because there’s no readily available parking either.