Tricia D.
Yelp
Disclaimer: this review is to be read in an English accent. I decided that after my conscious chose to compose my thoughts together in said accent.
Dear Helen,
What a small, intimate theater you have. I would venture to say that there isn't a bad seat in the house. And by that, I mean that there is a decent view to be seen everywhere. I am aware that your seats are new, but that didn't seem to improve the amount of leg room we had to enjoy. Oh bugger.
I noticed your staff members diligently selling bottled water, wine, and champagne along the aisles. Might I suggest that if you are to push sales of fluids so aggressively that you improve the air circulation in your bathrooms?
And lastly, I came to the theater with my luggage, as I had come into Manhattan from JFK. In response to my question of whether my luggage could be kept in the theater office during the show, I got 4 different answers from 4 different staff members who I spoke to either on the phone the day before I arrived, in line waiting outside, or while heading to my seat. Apparently, "the manager will take care of you", "we can't guarantee that you can leave your bag here", "you can try to fit it in by your seat", and "it'll be fine over here" all mean that I should stash my luggage in a corner of the lobby. In conclusion, various members of your staff might stand to benefit from giving the same answers to inquiring customers.
Overall, okay theater. I found 39 Steps to be a rather slapstick, boring play, but that is another letter to be narrated in an English accent.
Good day,
Tricia