LD M.
Yelp
"An extraordinary retreat. The finest of everything."
The Horned Dorset is that rare place generally shared very quietly - among friends - and only to SOME of your friends. It is a place you would never want spoiled.
It is true - it feels like your home. And as Anne Morrow once wrote "I shall invite into my shell, only those with whom I can be completely honest". It is quiet. It is resplendent. The management is perfect and personal - it is apparent that each guest is the personal responsibility of your hosts.
The chef is stunning and the food is accordingly amazing. The entire staff cares for you as if you are guests in their home - -for example - two hours after our arrival - as we were enjoying wine with our friends on couches in the bar/library - - the waiter came with a smile and a tray - and very gently announced "excuse me, but it is important that we should move you to the terrace just over there. The sun is setting now - you should be there to enjoy it." And indeed we did enjoy a perfect sunset....
Dinner was exquisite. We had opted for the meal plan - thus It began with a pureed mushroom soup, followed by salmon gravlax, then beef filet (I substituted roasted breast of duck) and then baked chocolate pie ( which my husband adored) - I substituted for a chocolate cake with a molten coconut center and coconut ice cream on the side - and this was exceeded only by a friend's raspberry souffle with cream anglaise and cinnamon ice cream on the side.
- Near the conclusion of our meal - as our post-dessert coffee was being served, our waiter took a moment to explain to us where breakfast would be served in the morning - and a few other details pertinent to our stay - just as you would explain to guests in your home.
The suites - a small apartment in fact - are furnished with incredibly beautiful traditional furniture. They feature a living room, full bath, kitchen, espresso maker and terrace with lounge chairs, table, patio with market umbrella and plunge pool downstairs - and a wonderful bedroom and sitting room upstairs - with a canopied bed, enormous elegant bathroom, huge footed whirlpool tub, rain shower, 2 sinks etc - and a balcony terrace overlooking the ocean....upstairs.
Two larger pools with terraces and lounge chairs etc - - - one an infinity overlooking the ocean - were delightful and peaceful. The "main" building, for dinner, lunch and breakfast - - with bar and library - featured open terraces -and intimate, exquisitely decorated air conditioned rooms - just incredible.
This is a quiet sophisticated place. Do not come here looking for a party - unless you rent the entire hotel for a group - - - and do not make a party - - those around you are relishing the peace and gentility.
Should you want to explore beyond the hotel - there is much to do and enjoy in Rincon. For example, we chartered a catamaran from the nearby marina and enjoyed a morning on the water - at the well known Tres Palmas Marine Sanctuary - snorkeling and looking for whales.
This is a wonderful wonderful place for a true escape. Oh - and while the drive from the San Juan Airport is a couple of hours - there is a helicopter pad just across the road from the hotel - the manager will greet you there and see you off at the end of your stay. You may wish to ask about this when you book your reservations. It is a lovely way to travel and see a bit of the island by air.