lillam481
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We had considered booking The Hoxton in several other cities before, but after this stay, I’m genuinely glad we never did.||||The location is terrible. The surrounding neighborhood is sketchy, dirty, and uncomfortable, and walking to the north train station felt unsafe every single day (even in daylight) . This alone should be reason enough to avoid this hotel entirely.||||Once inside, it becomes obvious very quickly that guest comfort is not a priority. At check-in, the first question wasn’t about welcoming us, but whether we even wanted room cleaning—and if “half cleaning” would be enough. Absolutely not. If I didn’t want proper cleaning, I would have booked an apartment, not a hotel at this price point.||||The bath bomb situation was honestly absurd. We booked a room with a huge bathtub. We received upon check in two cute macaron bath bombs and were explicitly told we could request more if we wanted. When we actually did ask for more later, the receptionist reacted oddly, questioned the request, and made us feel uncomfortable—borderline rude. Why offer something if guests are then judged for taking them up on it? ||||The bathroom itself only made things worse: no heating whatsoever. The floor was ice cold, the towel rack wasn’t warm, and stepping out of a hot bath into a freezing bathroom was miserable. When I asked if they had some slippers they looked at me as if I asked for a gold bar. Hoxton doesn’t offer stuff like that. Well I should have guessed. ||||Amenities are basically nonexistent—no vanity kit, no face towels, nothing that would suggest any level of comfort or luxury. This is a very basic hotel pretending to be a boutique experience. We had a queen size bed which was tiny. ||||Staff attitude was another major disappointment. Reception staff, especially in the evenings, rarely greeted guests and seemed more interested in chatting among themselves than acknowledging anyone arriving or passing by. On our checkout Sunday, we wanted to grab a final coffee at the bar. The bartender didn’t say hello or make any effort to engage—just bluntly stated, “Sorry, I have a lot of orders,” making it clear there was no chance of being served. The cleaning stuff was really nice, friendly and smiley! They did their job amazing. The two stars are definitely because of them!||||Overall, this place is massively overrated. The hotel appears far more concerned with projecting an environmental image than with delivering a genuinely comfortable or welcoming guest experience. If you value safety, warmth, basic hospitality, and professional service, do yourself a favor and stay elsewhere. I wish we had booked Amigo or Corinthia instead.