Lucy Ferraro - Acosta
Google
I want to share the information I wish I had before booking.
We’re here celebrating our honeymoon after getting married on the Isle of Skye and booked the Michael Collins Suite. While initially lovely, it’s not a true suite; compact room overall, with a stylish but cramped bathroom.
A few major disappointments:
The bed: Advertised as a king, it’s clearly two twins pushed together. While this may be common in Europe, it is usually stated in the room description. The dip between the beds made it difficult to sleep comfortably and felt like a cheap shortcut.
The Vitality Suite/Escape Spa: The dressing rooms reeked of mildew and wet towels; it was an unbearable stench. The spa itself had visible mold, stains, and worn-down facilities. We turned around and left.
Housekeeping and Cleanliness: We returned at 4pm to find our room “cleaned” but the door had been left ajar, with the lock engaged so it couldn’t close. Anyone could have walked in. When we reported it to the manager, Brenda, her response was a casual, “I’m sorry,” with no sense of urgency or accountability. The room itself wasn’t clean: the floors hadn’t been touched, garbage bins were still full, and the bed was made with sheets that had holes.
To top it all off, our coffee machine was broken and we had to get someone to come look at it to confirm that it was not working before getting sent another. There were houseflies in our room when we arrived; three so far. For a room marketed as one of the hotel’s best, this level of cleanliness is completely unacceptable. It only added to the overall feeling that attention to detail and guest comfort are simply not priorities here.
The final straw came tonight when we returned from dinner to find no chocolates or whiskey; amenities clearly listed in our package. When we asked at the front desk, we were told it’s only offered at check-in, which contradicts the description on their website (I’ll include photos). I expressed my disappointment, and the response was simply, “Ok, have a good evening.” For a hotel aiming for high standards, this was a complete letdown.
We spoke with Michael, the night manager. He was sympathetic but said there was nothing he could do. He offered to leave a note for the morning management team to see if they might adjust our room rate, so we’ll wait to see if anyone follows up.
We’re giving two stars only because of the initial warm welcome we received in the form of a card left in our room. Otherwise, this hotel fails to deliver on the standards it advertises. It’s simply not worth the money, and certainly not fit for any special occasion.
As it stands I would not recommend spending your money or time here for any special occasion.
(Photos posted: spa conditions, robe damage, and our unsecured, uncleaned room. And a few others of room details)