Sarah F.
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Don’t spend your money here if you don’t have enough to throw away. Look, I’m middle class through and through so I literally never eat places like this. I’ll admit I was expecting more - the chicken was half breading/gristle and it was not cooked in any kind of spice or flavor. Next to it was a mayonnaise-coated clump of lettuce intermixed with a mystery legume, labeled as a caesar salad. My friend ordered the salmon, and made her boyfriend eat it later that night so it wouldn’t go to waste. We ordered three drinks: 2 cosmos, and 1 nonalcoholic espresso martini. Maybe I’m just used to cheap liquor, but that cosmo was bitter as hell. Very smooth texture, but I didn’t even want to finish it. The nonalcoholic espresso martini was what I imagine expired chocolate milk would taste like, but they were all very pretty. Finally, we ordered the birthday girl a slice of strawberry cheesecake and my god, I hope y’all saved a pretty penny on the sugar you definitely didn’t put in there. I understand it’s probably organic and new-age cheesecake or whatnot, but come on. Even my best friend who likes bitter, healthy, and exotic foods, hated it. The goat cheese was great though. Our service was fantastic, our waters were always full, and everything was explained to us expertly. I will say, was really not expecting to have to listen to P!nk’s “Just Give Me A Reason” while also trying to choke back that cosmo. Honestly, thank god I wasn’t paying for that meal because if I was, hearing that song unbuzzed surrounded by loaded trust fund babies probably would’ve been my breaking point. Definitely went home hungry. Just go to Olive Garden or maybe McDonald’s, they’ll do you one better. Peace and love.