Faith M.
Yelp
Immediately after leaving my tour of The Little Museum of Dublin, I went out the door, down a small flight, into a really pleasing cafe and commenced reviewing. Months later, I've decided my review was unfair. I've deleted it to make room for what follows.
The Little Museum of Dublin is an impeccably curated, exhaustively catalogued, beautifully displayed labor of love for the city of Dublin and her many notable sons and daughters. I am not, by any stretch of imagination, either an historian or an expert in historical archiving but it sure looks like a bang up job to me. The George Bernard Shaw rooms, in particular, strike me as top, top shelf work. And good on you, LMD for it.
The Little Museum of Dublin is not, however, a good fit for me. Anymore than I am a good fit for The Little Museum of Dublin.
Here's a checklist to help you decide if The Little Museum of Dublin fits you well enough to spend on it about two hours of your precious "Dublin Time."
1. Are you curious about all things, all events, all people Dublin?
2. Are you delighted by beautifully displayed collections of small artifacts and memorabillia?
3. Would you like to see inside a really lovely example of a Georgian Townhouse?
4. Can you comfortably accept a tour billed as taking 60 minutes actually running more like 90, not including time for you to explore the "free range" areas?
5. Are you comfortable filing room to room, standing shoulder to shoulder, two persons deep, in confined, unventilated spaces whilst attending to a steady, dense, rapid fire battery of solid historical information, genuine cultural insight, bloviating trivia, and predictable, over-rehearsed banter?
6. Are you a keen George Bernard Shaw enthusiast?
7. Are you, or have you in your company, a child of any age or even an adolescent who is not thoroughly besotted with the very minutia of Dublin-town facts and artifacts?
8. Are you, or have you in your company, an elderly or infirm person unable or unwilling to stand mostly still for 90 minutes?
9. Are you, or have you in your company, someone who experiences breathing difficulties? (asthma, emphysema, reactive airways from the anxiety of a somewhat claustrophobic environment &/or cramped conditions)
10. Are you, or have you in your company, someone with ADD or ADHD who, when presented with conditions described above finds him/herself just barely able to suppress the ever-rising urge to roar "Shut the feck up," run barking mad out the front door, down a small flight, into a really pleasing cafe and commence reviewing.
A fecking poor fit am I for The Little Museum of Dublin. A fecking poor fit is The Little Museum of Dublin for me.
Here's hoping The Little Museum of Dublin is a fekking fine fit for thee.
See my review for EPIC The Irish Emigration Museum.