Алёна Зиняк
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The most overpriced garbage I’ve ever tasted in my life. At 14:11 we came to the Secret Garden in a good mood, ready to have lunch and then book a table for a birthday next week. Instead, we left furious.
The bartender taking our order was rude from the start. We simply asked if steak was available for lunch, and he snapped “no” and shoved the “special lunch menu” in our faces, saying they don’t do steaks at all. We ordered a Caesar, two lemonades, and a BBQ pizza. That cost £40. He didn’t ask if we wanted a receipt, didn’t bother to check for allergies, just rushed the order. When we moved towards our table, he barked at us to “wait for drinks.” Excuse me? We’re paying serious money here, not begging for scraps. We expect service, not hostility and rudeness.
What we got: Caesar salad with plain boiled chicken pieces, a pile of leaves, and two anchovies. Seriously, look up what actually goes into a proper Caesar. This a joke?
The lemonades? A glass of Sprite with ice. No lemon, no orange, nothing. Calling that a lemonade is insulting.
The BBQ pizza was the final insult. Burnt, paper-thin dough drowned in ketchup, with a couple of sad meat scraps and some arugula thrown on top. That’s it.
No service, no attention, just arrogance and indifference.
The worst £40 ever spent and a ruined afternoon.