Michael Wang
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Wow. No words can describe how cheated I felt after coming to the Morbid Anatomy Museum. I blame it on myself for not reading the Yelp reviews prior to my visit. Instead, I wasted 1.5 hours of my life, coming to Brooklyn from Manhattan, only to spend 10 minutes of my life (which I would have rather spent staring at the wall) in this so called museum.
Now if you're still clamoring to come here and see what the fuss is about, the you can take the R Train down to 9th and walk a couple minutes to the Morbid Anatomy Museum. When approaching this spot, you'll realize that it definitely does not look like a museum. Instead, it appears to be half warehouse, half hipster coffee shop. Walk inside and you'll probably have the same reaction that I had once I arrived, confused and ready to be disappointed. The first floor of this museum is literally a hang out coffee shop. When I was there, there were around 3-4 other hipsters just hanging out and sipping on some coffee. Typical Brooklyn-ites right? Approach the register and he'll ask you to front $10 for admission to the museum. Shoot, for $10 I should have at least gotten a free coffee.
Once you make your way upstairs, you'll see what is utterly disappointing about this place. There is literally one living room sized area, and a "library" towards the back where you can mosey around and check out random trinkets. What appalls me the most is the fact that this place is called the Morbid Anatomy Museum, but there is nothing remotely morbid nor anatomy-esque to be seen. Instead you'll find old portraits scattered along the wall. Now, I don't consider myself a huge museum buff, but I can spend a good 4-5 hours at the MoMA or a whole day at the Met. Here at the Morbid Anatomy Museum, I spent a grand total of 10 minutes, hating myself for letting me be tricked into spending $10 and a subway ride.
Under no circumstances can I recommend coming to this place. If you want to see skeletons of animals, then just hop on the C Train and stop by Evolution in SoHo. It's free, larger, and hipster-free. Do not fall into this trap and get suckered for $10.