Bill M.
Yelp
We've stayed in a lot of hotels, across multiple star ratings, seasons, and price ranges. This is the worst experience we've ever had. We stayed in one of the rooms that hasn't been renovated yet. It was a Groupon and now I know why. If I had known, no amount of discount would have been worth it. The bed was so uncomfortable, I felt like I was sleeping on my parents' pullout couch from 1962.
Also, dinner at the Black Diamond Pub was the weirdest experience of our lives. The waitress was rude, took our food order before our drink order, was confused about the coupon the front desk gave us, and brought my burger out at the same time as our freezing cold buffalo wing appetizer. They were gross and obviously microwaved frozen wings.
Every game in the arcade was out of order, all the vending machines were broken, there was no regular coffee left by 8am and no one to find to ask for more, and the ATM machine was out of cash.
Pool area wasn't bad and the outdoor hot tub was hot, otherwise there would have been nothing for us to do.
Our Groupon gave us $50 off a spa massage, but the prices were so high. My wife didn't even bother. Still would've been more expensive than one at home and the place looked shabby.
I've driven by this place since I was a kid and I dreamed of taking my kids someday. It was worse than some of the motels we've stayed at on road trips. Glad we only stayed one night.