Mark T.
Yelp
TL;DR at the bottom. explaining why I only gave two stars.
Why 2 stars? Start at 5... now...
Poor Value = -1.5 Stars
Disastrous Desert = -1 Star
Good/Great, but not excellent food Quality -0.5 stars
As for the review itself...
First, some background
After watching Chopped, I became a fan of Mr. Zakarian. Now, when giving my opinion on any dish, anywhere, my family and I lovingly refer to it as Zakarian-ing.
When on vacation in NYC, I had to visit his restaurant. I knew it would be expensive, and I knew the reviews weren't great... I wanted to check it out for myself.
My experience left me extremely disappointed. I was not devastated, only because I have read the Yelp reviews, and was mentally prepared to have a less than stellar experience.
Here, it really comes down to an issue of value. Was the food good? Certainly! Was it great? The short rib was, the rest was okay...
The price did not equal quality. It is NYC, but I feel prices as so high because it is Zakarian's place, not because of quality. I spent about $90 on my dinner (incl tax, excl tip)... while I do not regret the experience, I am extremely unlikely to return here in the future.
Okay... food (and drink):
I ordered:
Grilled Octopus
Wine-Braised Short Rib
NTL Mule (Drink)
Pecan Pie
Espresso (was able to try both the coffee and actual espresso)
They also brought bread while I waited.
Start with the bread... unfortunately, while this was not the undercooked play-dough many restaurants provide, it wasn't great bread either. I know this is a minuscule part of the experience, but a nice restaurant should have nice bread.
They also took a little while to bring it out, because it was not terribly busy at the time, I would have hoped for it to be brought out sooner.
Octopus came out relatively quickly, quicker than I was expecting in any case. While it was cooked perfectly, if it was seasoned, then it was very light on the seasoning. I did like that the taste of the octopus was not overwhelmed by anything... but I would have liked a nice spiciness to complement the flavor. Part of the dish was also a small salad, while it was quite delightful, I would have liked a little less beans, and a little more veggies in it.
Short Rib was pretty great. This dish was more in balance. The short rib was awesome. The wine-marinade they use added a great, lightly sweet flavor to the meat. The meat itself was soft and tender enough to be cut with a fork. The mashed potatoes complimented everything well, they helped absorb some of the sauce, and added their own nice texture. I will say that it could have used just a dollop more potato. I also found those strips on top fascinating, they added a nice texture, but were a little heavy on the salt.
The NTL Mule was quite good, but I would have liked it be a little stronger.
Pecan Pie was appalling. I'm sorry, but as a lover of pecan pies, this thing was inconsistent with the quality I expected from this restaurant. A pie should be soft, slightly crumbly, and have a certain density of everything. This pie was a very small circular thingy... the crust was very firm, like that of crunchy cookie, but not as tasty. The crust is usually the best part of a good pie... not here. The pecans, and the sweet "bed" they were on were okay... but nothing at all special, nothing of a Zakarian level. Honestly, this felt like something they got at a no-name bakery, added ice cream, and pawned it off as their own... They also could have at least warmed the dang thing.
Espresso coffee was an interesting thing... they bring you a coffee pot, milk, and some sugar. The coffee was strong and had a very good balance of bitterness to acidity. There is enough here for two people... so $5 is not a bad deal.
I also had the opportunity to try a regular espresso. While the flavors of this are great, $5 for a shot of espresso does seem a little steep.
Service was an interesting blend in my one visit. It could have been a little more attentive (for the kind of restaurant this was, especially since it was not particularly packed at the time). Some servers were great in the sense of taking the time to explain the dishes and make recommendations, others were still very nice and polite, but there is a little room for improvement.
Portions were good, they won't fill you to the brim, but you won't leave hungry.
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TL;DR, as promised:
Because this is Zakarian's place, I had high expectations, that were not met.
The octopus was good, and the Short Rib was great, but these dishes were not as amazing as I expected from an Iron Chef.
Portion wise dishes were good... proportion wise there is room for a little improvement, but not a lot.
Pecan Pie is to be avoided...
coffee is great, esp for two, espresso is great but overpriced. NTL Mule was good but could have been stronger
Service was good, but the TEAM could use some polishing.
Value is poor, I spent $90 on food that did not meet the caliber of the restaurant.