Jessica H.
Yelp
The Orchard Tea Gardens were the perfect place to spend a sunny Bank Holiday Sunday. On their never ending quest to give the Northern boyf the stereotypical Southern weekend, my parents suggested walking over to the tea rooms for a spot of jolly good fun.
The walk is nice, though you do have to be aware of a few obstacles (stiles and cow pats to name the obvious) and the general starting point isn't exactly idyllic, with our path starting off from a car park. However, once you get in to it you really are having a Southern experience, wondering past rowers and children called Ptolomi.
The tea room itself is basically all outside seating scattered throughout, you guessed it, an orchard! Although the ambience is lovely and you get a real feel for the English country garden, their customer service/serving method could really do with a change. The room you choose your food from is tiny, forcing you into a single file queue, not always giving you enough time to peruse the menu at your leisure. Easy problem solver - put some laminated menus up outside. Instead they choose to have rather brash signs informing you that 'if you are not at the tillpoint AT 3 o'clock then you WILL NOT be served!', with a lot of underlining and none of that Northern charm I have become accustomed to. The ladies toilets was tiny and became cramped as soon as there were more than 2 people waiting; I understand that the place isn't busy 100% of the year but it would be nice to see them recognising their popularity with an extra cubicle or hand drying space! (My mum didn't even get to use the hand dryer because there was a small child drying its teddy bear's hands first...cute in one way, so annoying you want to throw the teddy into the toilet in another.)
The food itself was actually really good, especially for the amount of people eating. I enjoyed my hot open sandwich, with roasted peppers and goats cheese, though they did double cheese me with feta, pushing my intake slightly over the top for my liking. The boyf and I also enjoyed a slice of victoria sponge, not willing to face the mountain-esque scones!
My huge bug bear of the place? The visitors who don't clean up! It's such a lazy, and modern, trait to expect someone to clean up after you. Plus there are signs everywhere telling you where to put your trays when you have finished!
Very quaint and worth the trip, though do be weary of litter and gaggles of tourists. Or gaggles of tourists with litter. Or just needing a wee.