Susan C.
Yelp
When I told a friend back home I'd gotten him some donkey balls, he was horrified, then strangely excited - but these are not the balls which our sicko perverted minds are thinking of - these are chocolate-covered confections, similar to malt balls - but much tastier and filled with all the fruity, coffee-y and chocolatey goodness that Hawaiii has to offer.
The store is two-sided - the entrance leads you into a cafe with pastries, and to your left there is a room with all the plastic bags of donkey balls displayed in their ballsy glory. There is a little tasting tray in front of the cash register of the cafe which has some of the flavors clearly labeled, and virtually all of them taste great, amplifying your donkey ball dilemma.
The tray also doesn't have ALL of the flavors sold in the store. Besides donkey balls there are also chicken balls, monkey balls, mac nuts balls covered with mesquite flavor, spicy balls, as well as chocolate patties filled with nuts and fruits. A small section also carries spices and flavorings, as well as other souvenirs, such as golf ball donkey balls and donkey ball in three-packs....
The balls are sold in 4oz or 6oz packs with different price levels for different products (ie. Straight chocolate or chocolate with nuts, etc.). There is an clerk with an official-looking clipboard, who is ready to assist with any questions, if you're prone to donkey-ball meltdowns.
Not being a chocolate aficionado - I prefer my calories to be consumed alcoholically - I'd only purchased two little bags for friends, but upon returning back to our condo and tasting my husband's balls, I regret my ball-busting decision and have since decimated the two bags of balls I'd purchased for friendds. Fortunately, as the Donkey Ball factory is one the way to our favorite snorkeling places we will certainly be back for more.