Rosy D.
Yelp
I was in San Juan for 10 days and decided to spend my last 3 days in a hostel. I thought it would be fun to meet people to hang out with and explore the city with, but that's not what happened here.
First off it took me 20 minutes to even find the place, because its on a awkward dead end street in a neighborhood. Nothing worth seeing In the whole area. There is a close bus that easily takes you to old San Juan, but that's it.
When me and my friend arrived everyone was kind of hanging out and I asked about checking in and the guy behind the counter Apparently didn't even work there. They only take cash so we had to walk to the bank to get cash for our room. When we got back our rooms weren't ready so they gave us sheets to make our own beds. Finally a woman who DID work there guided us upstairs with our giant suitcases only to realize oops, we are downstairs.
Room was what you would expect from a hostel, bunk beds, table, and Ac. Our room had a window that was warped and wouldn't shut which faced the courtyard where everyone smokes and hangs out. Because of the window our room was filled with Mosquitos. We were right next to the restroom which we thought was really convenient, until either stupid or drunk people kept walking into our room asking "is this the bathroom?"
Did I mention the doors barely lock? With enough twist a s shove any door will give way.
My friend and I had just finished hiking el yunque and needed to shower. With the door locked, not even 10 minutes into my stay, someone walked into my LOCKED bathroom, while I was showering. Are you fucking kidding me? When does a shut bathroom door ever mean no one is in there? After all this we ended up eating at subway because there is nothing in the area and a woman gave us wrong directions. I wish I could remember her name because she was completely useless.
Thinking it couldn't get any worse and we should just chill back at the hostel and watch tv we headed back. The common area has a tv couch and movies that you can watch until ten, I assumed to be polite about sound, but no one else cared. At 8:45 we headed up to watch some tv and discovered the couch was now someone's bed, we asked what was going on and we were told some one needed to stay here, but was what we wanted to watch available on Netflix? Or the Internet? Completely unprofessional. Everyone was always drinking and seemed like no one was running the hostel.
Our next couple days were always the same. We would walk in and it was silent, like no one wanted us around because we had complained about the tv not being available when its one of the things they offer.
Ready to go on our last night we gave the key back to get our 5 dollar key deposit back, but then we were told since we had such an early flight we would have to call someone to come open the door. It was such an ordeal. No one had communicated as a business that we needed to leave. They are huge on the door being locked, I was yelled at several times to lock the door even when I was mid locking it, which was strange since every time we left our came back the door was unlocked. It appeared I was the only one locking it.
Tip for palace hostel employees don't treat your paying customers like they are putting you out.
If you need to stay in a hostel I'd suggest San Francisco hostel. I didn't stay there, but its in the heart of old San Juan. I'll know better next time.
Wish I could rate this place a zero.