Mike Caffrey
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I was really looking forward to trying a new location close to home serving Sunday roasts, and the Porch House has been somewhere I have considered multiple times only to discover it was fully booked on each occasion. Thinking that it might be a terrific sign, I finally got a table for two only to be disappointed by the terrible service.
On arrival we had to wait to be given any acknowledgement by the staff at the arrival desk. Three members of staff walked past and looked me in the eye, but failed to acknowledge my waiting, let alone give a simple but polite hello. After flagging someone down, we were seated in the rear conservatory which looked like a fantastic setting for lunch. We were given menus on being seated but had to flag down a member of staff to place a drinks and food order (yes, we’d had long enough to view the wine and cocktail menu, and select our food).
We both ordered roast beef, which though tasty, was very fatty and perhaps with a little too much gravy. At no point did anyone ask how the meal was, but I will say the gentleman that served the meal was the politest person we encountered.
On finishing the meal, I asked for the bill which did arrive very promptly, but after waiting for a further 15 minutes, I asked if I could settle up. Again, several staff looked over and did nothing to come and take payment and I was left waiting again.
It was a very hot day, and perhaps the team were feeling exhausted by this and as I came in towards the end of what was probably a busy lunchtime. But sadly, given the cost, the service really didn’t match my expectations and the food was mediocre. If you’re a tourist to the area, you probably wouldn’t mind as you’re not likely to return. But for fellow residents, we are awash with other venues in the area, so I will probably go to those in future, which includes the sister pub (The Sheep) across the road.