MartinNiemoller
Google
This is NOT up to Ritz standards, and I'd recommend a site-visit by Ritz corporate!||This was built in 2013; I had to review that because I was shocked at the poor entrance; far from grand, it feels like the servant's entrance. But you have to work with what you got so you'd think the outside would be spotless, but it was constantly (over 5 days) filthy! They even would park construction cranes in front. The debris was insane, and I haven't even stepped inside. Wouldn't kill you to put some seats to wait for taxis outside because there isn't any inside! Speaking of inside, when you get to the door, there is, appropriately, a guard that sits inside at a podium. Not once did they open the door for us. It was a running joke of, "no, don't get up!"||All the rooms have partial sea view, is what the front desk said, when we checked in! Our room had a view of an archeological dig and if you went out on the balcony, stood on one leg, closed one eye and cracked your neck, with a full moon, you'd see, partially, the sea!||Oy, the room! The halls were musty! USB plugs were great to have next to your bed, though they were inoperable! The shower had no natural or electric light so at night, even with the bathroom lights on, it was dark! The vertical tiles were misaligned, and you could see down to the cracked drain. The shower door squeegee at the bottom that is supposed to make it watertight, was too low to the ground to allow you to place a towel at the foot of the shower but not low enough to keep the water in. There was mold at the junction of the wall and the shower door and the water that poured out made the granite a slip and slide! The toilet has those dual flush system, low flush and high flush buttons, like in Europe; the low flush was inoperable!||Went up to the pool and the lounges were filthy! Nuf said!||C'mon, there has to be something good here? Yes, two things, staff and location! Pavel was a great bartender who went above and beyond. Shachar, at the front desk, should be promoted to manager! He'd have all of the above addressed within weeks! Find him and promote him! If you're lucky to get a marina-view, you're in for a treat! The mall below is great to hang out. Acadia beach is great to the North and there is another beach, equidistant, to the South!||There! Finished on a positive note! Tada! (or is it Todah!)