Max R.
Yelp
Let me start by saying that I am young and can't really afford places like this; however, I decided the Romantic Escape package was worth splurging a bit to spend one night nice night with my girlfriend.
On arrival, we were greeted by a manager whose tone was reprimand, rather than welcome, focusing intensely on the no smoking policy (we don't smoke). This was very uncomfortable, and somehow the champagne at the desk seemed less delightful with someone talking down to us.
In our room, we discovered that the chocolate covered strawberries and roses were covered with ants. I'm not talking about 2-3 ants. This was clearly a pre-existing infestation that had not been properly addressed. To their credit, we were upgraded to a suite, and the manager helped us carry the champagne and glasses from the previous room. We were told we would receive new chocolate covered strawberries, but none ever came. We never saw our 12 red roses either. Resist the urge to call me petty, please. These are the little things that make the package what it is. I let it go, hoping perhaps they would be there after dinner.
We had a reservation at Paulette's for the dinner which came with the package, and we arrived on time to find that there was no table for us. The manager from earlier and someone else (perhaps a client) were seated, though, at a table near the door. The restaurant staff were great, and they were truly very busy. We did have to wait at the bar for 40 minutes, though, before we were given a table. After waiting fully another 25 minutes for our drinks to come, we placed our food order, at which point we were very hungry. The food was excellent, thankfully.
Returning to our room, we saw the "Port Wine and Chocolate Truffles." There was a small carafe of port with, I kid you not, ONE glass for us, a couple...as part of a romantic package. Not a big deal, obviously, but it seemed like no one was paying attention. The chocolates were two, 50-cent Lindt truffles - you know, the ones you buy at the bookstore as an afterthought. Come on guys, you couldn't have sprung $3.00 for two, nice Godiva truffles? This package is $500/night.
Anyway, we took showers and threw on the robes provided. We were really looking forward to this, just to relax in a comfy robe. They were pretty darn terrible, though, like someone starched two beach towels and cut holes in them. Again, an opportunity for a simple pleasure missed by a so-called luxury hotel.
We moved on, though, deciding just to kick back and watch something on Netflix. The WiFi turned out to be far too slow to stream video, though, so we watched on my cellphone, using my data.
The next morning, I did feel a bit irked that it hadn't even occurred to management to replace the strawberries or roses, so I called and asked if we could have a bottle of champagne and orange juice for mimosas as a replacement. To their credit, we received both without trouble, and they were delicious. The complimentary breakfast was just fine as well, and we got our things to check out.
Checking out, I felt I really should say something about my experience. All I had wanted was one, seamless night of luxury, the kind of which I can't really afford, and what was delivered was a series of disappointments. I described the series of events, feeling pretty stupid as I talked about several small problems, and was cut off at the mention of the ant-covered strawberries by a clerk, saying "I thought we took care of that with the champagne." Correct, but not really the point, huh? Certainly not the attitude of an expert in hospitality.
I've been sitting on this for a year, but after seeing the hotel's recent placement on a list of the top 100 hotels, I thought this needed to be said.