Kristofer G.
Yelp
Bring your extra stomach or at the very least, wear stretchy pants, for the portions at The Smoke mean business.
I guess you could order a salad. But that's like going to a seafood restaurant and having a steak. That's like going to Dreamworld without hopping on the rides. That's like...going to The Smoke and ordering a salad. Yeah.
American eats are cropping up all over the place and that suits me just fine. I'm an Aussie, a country boy living in the suburbs. Forever nostalgic for my days out in the bush, my pursuit of western movies, country music and good ol' fashioned BBQ dictates my leisure time as an adult.
That's where The Smoke comes in.
I can't say it's the best southern yankie grub going. But I can say it's the best I've had. I mean, how wrong can you go with beef brisket smoked for 12-14 hours? How about beef ribs so tender you can pull the meat off the bone with your fork? How about pork ribs so succulent they make my fiance do the foodgasm face? How about slappin' down a generous serve of cool, creamy coleslaw right next to your slab of meat?
If it sounds like the only thing missing is chowing down on a plate of buffalo wings (go the blue hot if you like a bit of kick to 'em, stranger) and washing it down with a beer (of which the selection is generous and predictably American) then they've got you covered there, too.
Even though the portions are generous, you can still modify your food coma level. There are a few combos that mix up some of their mains should an overly hungry indecisiveness get the better of ya. But if you're feeling all sure footed and slightly less hungry then there's no harm in ordering some pork belly in a southern rub. That's some good eating. Although damned if it ain't a bit dry if you get a bit without the fat on it. Guess that's why they accompany it with a sweet and tangy BBQ sauce.
The pulled pork's another winner, although be warned, it is vinegar based, so your enjoyment may vary. I also have to give a yee-ha to the Mac & Cheese. It's just like the home made stuff my daddy used to make. Finally, desserts. There are 3. A brownie, and peanut butter pudding which is closer to a dense moose, and last but certainly not least, a big ol' hearty serving of pumpkin pie.
To cut this long story short, ya'll need more than one visit to hit all The Smoke's good stuff. Like I said, just remember your stretchy pants.