Bella C.
Yelp
"I dont need to hear your life story - do you want the table or not" was how we were greeted by our waitress on arrival. We were being offered a table for 2 (for FIVE of us PLUS a high chair) and told if we didn't take it, we'd have to go to the back of the queue. "But we've already been waiting 45 minutes" was our response - which was how we came to hear such the blindingly rude retort from our surly waitress. If you like Boxing Day sales, the pushing, elbows out, 50 people running towards one item on sale, then this is the place for you. They have three entrances to this place, they open the gates and its every man for himself as the beautifully dressed diners literally run and push their way past you to get into a queue. Really Melbourne? Really! We are blessed with an abundance of cafes! Why anyone would ruin their Sunday by going to this place is beyond me. The table next to us must have agreed, as they left, the host stood up and said "Lets get out of here.... and never come back!". How was the food? The coffee? Well, we were so wide eyed and shaking our heads in shock at the rudeness of the staff I couldn't even tell you what our food tasted like. And as for the coffee - we ordered, we waited, we ate, we waited, we paid, we left - coffee never arrived. When we asked (after our plates were cleared) if our coffee was coming we were told "Look around you, every single person here sat down at 10am and ordered a coffee, its going to take a while for yours to come". Ok. Well you enjoy your bitchy attitude and the thrill of having the "in" place with a queue out the door because trust me, with service like this, in Melbourne with a plethora of beautiful places, your success isn't going to last.