Adam W.
Yelp
My wife and I went to The Swag for our 2nd Anniversary and could not be more impressed and pleased with our stay! The owners, David and Annie Colquitt, have done a tremendous job preserving, improving, and expanding the property. If I had to describe The Swag with a single phrase, it would be "Rustic Mountain Top Luxury." I can honestly say I've never stayed anywhere like it, and I've regularly stayed in cabins throughout the broader Smokey Mountains/Southern Appalachians area. From the moment you arrive, the staff are attentive, warm and friendly. We happened to arrive on a weekend of particularly bad weather and considering it was at the end of the season and we had a 14-month-old with us, we were unable to take advantage of the amazing system of trails The Swag sits on.
That being said, from the moment we arrived at the top of the 2-mile scenic mountain road, we felt like we were entering a secret kingdom where we were treated like royalty. Despite the humble outer appearance of the various cabins and lodges that comprise The Swag, the experience is nothing short of 5-star luxury. Greg unloaded our bags and we were provided with commemorative walking sticks, compliments of the Swag. There is complimentary soda pop and ice cream, as well as apples, coffee and tea whenever you like. The rooms are spacious, with steam showers, jacuzzi tubs, and fireplaces meticulously stocked with fresh dry wood and firestarters, which are replenished daily. There is a wonderful reading library and warm fireplaces galore where one can curl up with a good book.
The food alone deserves its own several paragraphs. Here the theme continues: The Swag is incredibly attentive to details. All the meals are included and you never have to worry about finding something delicious to eat. The breakfast had everything you could imagine: waffles, sausage, eggs-made-to-order, oatmeal, and all with a taste and quality befitting a 5-star dining experience. Lunches were chosen the day before and packed and ready in the morning after breakfast, so you could eat well, while not having to come back from a long day's excursion until dinner. In the evening, my wife and I feasted on roast lamb, ribeye steak, and halibut, all cooked with the highest order of culinary sophistication. On top of all this, the staff is incredibly accommodating: although dinner starts promptly at 7:00pm, we were having to put our 14 month old son down to bed and the staff graciously waited to serve us a whole hour later until he had fallen asleep. Additionally, they cooked custom dishes just for him so he was never left out of the dining experience and we were able to feed him easily.
Finally, staying at The Swag felt not so much like staying a resort or hotel (though the amenities were equivalent) as it felt like an intimate mountain retreat with friends. The small number of guests, coupled with the intimate dining area and shared living spaces ensured that while we had plenty of privacy to celebrate our anniversary, new friends were close by and easily made. We felt as if the complete strangers we started the weekend with had become old friends and companions. Conversations flowed naturally and my wife and I intend to follow up with a lovely couple we met from Nashville. You are never far from friends, both old and new, at The Swag. My wife and I can't wait to return: if it's possible to have such an incredible time during a cold, wet, rainy weekend, I can only imagine how spectacular The Swag is during the warmer months! No matter the weather or the time of year, you can be sure to enjoy yourself in this most pleasant place in the dip between two mountain peaks (the literal definition of the word, Swag).