Angel W.
Yelp
The fact the doors say "Never Say Die!" is a real indicator of the type of place The Tote is. A Northside institution (still leaves me scratching my head tbh) The Tote embodies that attitude - its patrons are the type of people who never know when to call it a night.
As we walked in last time I was there my friend (his first time there) looked around and said, without a hint of irony, "wow, if you were to purposefully design a shithole, it'd be better than this!" Then, like poetic validation, a gentleman who looked like an anaemic heroin addict fell into him. Literally into him. It was a top 5 highlight of my life.
The venue itself doesn't leave much to be desired tho, you know what you're getting when you drunkenly decided to "Hit up Tote!" It's always crowded with a range of hardcore muso diehards and metal enthusiasts and I really appreciate there's still a place for them in the ever increasing Melbourne hipster vortex.
The drinks are oddly priced, you can get a Carlton for like $4 but a PBR (retails for approx $2 in the USA!) stung me $9.50!
As I said, you know what you're getting and I always love there's a place for raw, new and young live music in Melbourne.
3 stars for stamina alone - The Tote really does never say die!