Jennifer J.
Yelp
Here ye, hear ye....
What motivated me to give this hotel, four stars;
1. Where else, in any part of the world that you actually want to be in, can you get a hotel that is literally on the beach for under $300 a night?
2. The staff is incredibly eager to please, they have that old school, Las Vegas customer service. Not only are they extraordinarily friendly and greet you every time you enter the lobby or the pool area with a "Hola" or "Buenos Dias". Even if they accidentally run into you in the elevator, they make sure to acknowledge your presence and say hello. When the staff is asked to do something, they actually follow through, which is remarkable for an American, like me, dealing with uninterested, millennials most of the time.
3. The restaurant to the hotel is literally on the beach. The food isn't great and the coffee is made from some mix not an actual espresso maker, but, you are literally listening to the ocean gently crash on the shore. And looking at all the hues of blue as far as the eyes can see.
4. It's walking distance to all the best people watching and restaurants. The big huge party corner is a few blocks away and the big family gathering corner of restaurants and performers is also two blocks away.
5. Because you're in such a densely populated area of Playa Del Carmen with one way streets and road closures for pedestrian only traffic, not all the hotels can give access to taxes. That means people are walking up and down the strip in the heat with their luggage. Here, though, you can get picked up and dropped off right in front of your hotel.
6. Did I mention you were on the literal beach? And are we in agreement that the beach is one of the best places in the universe to be?
7. They have a free tequila and mezcal tasting every night at 6 PM. Not only do you get to learn about tequila and mezcal, but you also get to make new friends as everyone gets a little looser and more accepting with tequila.
8. The rooms were clean and updated.
9. It's not overrun with people like so many hotels are these days. We never had a problem finding space at the bar, the restaurant, or the pool.
What's not to love;
1. The food at C-Grill is just okay.
2. The pool towels are a bit raggedy and probably need to be all replaced.
3. They only air condition the main lobby, and of course your room. There's no air conditioning in the hallways and heat is so sweltering you may feel like you're gonna pass out going to your room or getting in the elevator.
4. They count and then charge you for the number of coffee capsules you use in your room. This policy may have been stated somewhere near the Nespresso maker, I miss things. But, it's reasonable and customary these days. that coffee is free in the room. I found hat more odd than offensive.
5. There are broken and loose tiles in the elevator that make a loud noise every time you stand on them. That's not a sign of a luxury hotel.
What's sucks but does not get counted in the rating because it's beyond the hotels control;
1. There is literally no beach. The water rolls up to the hotel's patio. It's not their fault, it's ours, it's our love for plastic and consuming everything. But enough about the stabbing poor mother Earth in the back and destroying our future, I digress...
2. The seaweed, the brown slimy seaweed is right in front of the hotel, which makes going into the ocean from the hotel impossible. It's actually unpleasant going into the ocean anywhere this part of playa Del Carmen.
A big tractor is out there every morning and lots of guys who are blistering in the sun using pitchforks to clean it up. But it's pointless, the amount of seaweed coming in is insurmountable. I usually read about this kind of stuff before I start running my mouth, but I haven't yet. My guess is that all the seaweed also has to do with us harming the planet. I don't see how it could be normal. It's like Egypt and the locus. It's biblical amounts of tale tell seaweed heeding us earthlings that the end is neigh!!
3. Señor Frogs is a few doors down and it feels like there's a nightclub outside your window every night until 11. It's loud. But maybe you have more energy than me and don't need to be in bed by 9:30 PM. I can be a drag some nights!!
The verdict; I would definitely stay here again.