Patrick N.
Yelp
Do not expect the scheduled activities to entertain your kids.
The thing I will remember the most from my stay is how awful the resort entertainment was. I can detail this here.
T-shirt Tie-dye -- This was relatively successful, except that it took place in a different place than the website said it did, so we lost some time trying to find it.
"Obstacle Course" -- This consisted of just jumping past some cones in a paper sack and rolling a ball into six bowling pins. In addition to the setup being lackluster, the activity was not announced (other than people looking on the website for it), so very few kids showed up to play.
Limbo -- This is when I got pretty confident the place was jumping the shark. We showed up for the limbo and no one was there. We walked around trying to find someone from the entertainment staff and asked if the limbo was happening, which was responded to with a "shoot...that's me." She went to set up the limbo and said "we have a speaker but it's not working." We were the only people to show up for this because it was not announced and there was no way to attract attention to it.
Foam Party -- This one worked because although we were the only family to show up for it initially , it was cool and everyone could see the foam from afar, so other families joined in.
"Resort Olympics" -- Again, this was pretty lame. It was set up well after the scheduled start time and consisted of just doing hopscotch through hula hoops, going under a limbo stick, and a repeat of a bowling a ball into small pins activity. No one joined my daughter to do this, likely because 1) unannounced and 2) lame
Bingo -- This one broke the camel's back after all the other nonsense. It was listed on the website as being at the Kokomo, which is the main pool where all the kids are. We couldn't find it. We asked the people working and they said it was actually over at "The Cove", which is the adults-only area at the far end of the resort. My daughter still wanted to play, so we walked all the way over there. When we got there we found bingo equipment but no one playing bingo (probably again, because no one announced it and it was listed as being at the wrong place).
Other items: food and drink was generally OK. Only complaints were 1) once ordering pina colada with rum floaters and not getting the floaters and 2) kids menu prices being basically the same as adult menu prices. Pretty good drink selection otherwise and I enjoyed the Mexican restaurant. Tiki bar was pretty solid. Room was OK but pretty small for something being advertised as a 2-room suite, and there was no way to lock the doors between the rooms because anyone could get into anywhere through the bathroom.
The arcade is tiny and doesn't have ticket / prize based games.