ZandurFox
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I rode DL Tiana’s Bayou Adventure twice in person on October 23 during CM test and again on November 5th during CM/Magic Key previews. So, most Splash Mountain fans don’t have too.
This is considered one of the worst rethemed attractions ever made by current Disney.
It is lazy, cheap, rushed, and lacks soul as well as Disney Magic.
I highly do not recommend this attraction at Disneyland. The original Splash Mountain was destroyed and rethemed into this abomination of an log flume ride! What was once an epic, iconic, and beloved attraction in Disneyland was turned into an absolute abysmal ride! Those who keep defending this horrible retheme are coping too much.
DL TBA Pros:
- Original DL Splash infrastructure, track layout, and drops.
- Advanced Audio-Animatronics characters.
- Frogs are cute and charming.
DL TBA Cons:
- Convoluted and boring storyline.
- Many empty dark spaces with “bayou” foliage.
- Boring songs and music.
- Lack of true Disney Magic.
- Not iconic and not an instant classic.
- Soulless
- Constant breakdowns
- Post-Final Drop section has less hidden speakers, no music, only ambience, and very dark at night. It used to be lit with hurricane lanterns.
- Reused altered Splash Mountain set pieces, but bastardized and mostly destroyed reused set pieces.
- The former Laughin’ Place scene with open spaces where you can see Brer Rabbit, Brer Bear, and the old Dog on the spinning boat was enclosed with a wall and now a frog playing a xylophone in that space. The cave window where you can see the dip drop from the translation from the How Do You Do scene to the Laughin’ Place is also enclosed with a wall.
- Lacks tension and suspense during the final lift.
- No villain and no conflict.
- Mama Odie is a Bayou Godmother in TBA and no longer a Voodoo Priestess.
- A C-ticket type attraction on a E-ticket type thrill log flume attraction.
- It is a one and done thing if you ride this abomination in person at least once.
- No catchy iconic Disney earworm songs
- TBA doesn’t do justice to the Princess and the Frog movie.
- Ugly exterior that doesn’t look like an actual bayou in Louisiana.
- There are no actual mountains in Louisiana.
- The former rustic iconic Splash Mountain barn entrance was turned into a gross yellow and green Tiana’s Foods office.
- Horrid propaganda-like murals on the exterior building by the entrance and the walls were originally rockwork walls.
- The exterior queue is awful and tried too hard to be a garden picket.
- Most trees and shrubs were cut down and there are less trees for shade on the exterior queue line area for DL TBA.
- The interior queue of DL TBA is really poorly themed and the salt mine themed queue is not very good.
- The Brer Rabbit window in the queue near the ride station was covered up.
- The ride photos are outside now by the former Professor Barnaby Owl building and the former ride photo room is an empty space.
- Tiana and Louis don’t do much, they just talk and swing their arms most of the time. They don’t even sing the songs until the lackluster Special Spice finale song.
- Poorly thought-out scenes in the attraction.
- Poor repetitive dialogue from Tiana, Mama Odie, and Louis.
- Too many screens that replaced highly-detailed and hand sculpted concrete three-dimensional set pieces and props.
- Cheap critter Audio-Animatronics with repetitive movements.
- No true homage to Splash Mountain and the Brers.
- Only a total of 42 audio-animatronics compare to the once vast total of 103 audio-animatronic animal characters including the Brers in the former original Splash Mountain.
- Imagineers didn’t fully watch Princess and the Frog when creating this terrible retheme.
- True loss of an iconic, beloved, and quintessential Disneyland attraction which was Splash Mountain.
- TBA is not made out of love and passion, it’s true purpose was to destroy Splash Mountain and it was born out of hatred and knee-jerk reaction in 2020.
Both DL and MK TBA sums up current Disney in a nutshell.
DL TBA is a 2 out of 10.