Jackson Jervis
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Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is, without a doubt, the most underwhelming Disney attraction I have ever experienced. It replaced what was arguably the greatest theme park ride ever made, and the result is a complete disappointment.
To be fair, The Princess and the Frog is a fantastic movie, and the animatronics in this ride are truly impressive. In fact, they are the only reason I’m giving this ride a single star. Unfortunately, every other aspect—storytelling, music, and overall experience—falls completely flat.
The original Splash Mountain had a compelling narrative, and every song was a catchy, memorable tune that stayed with you throughout the day. It was a highlight of any Disneyland trip. I’ll never forget the day I rode Splash Mountain over a dozen times when I was 12—an experience that defined my love for Disney attractions.
By contrast, Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is a complete letdown. Despite having a great source material and state-of-the-art animatronics, Disney opted for a storyline that barely connects with the movie, omitting some of its best songs entirely. The few that did make it into the ride have been remixed into strange, unrecognizable versions that lack the magic of the original soundtrack. A straightforward adaptation of the movie would have made for a much stronger experience.
I tend to be pretty positive, and I’ve even enjoyed Stitch’s Great Escape and other less-beloved attractions, but this ride is truly awful. It lacks charm, energy, and any real sense of adventure.
As I write this, I’m sitting in front of the ride on a perfectly fine day, and it has a five-minute wait. The last time I was here when Splash Mountain was still open, it had a two-hour wait—before its closure was even announced. That alone speaks volumes.
Simply put, nobody likes this ride.