Kevin K.
Yelp
Disney Themed park. Not Disney theme park.
A major trait of visiting Japan is noticing the little things that makes Japan what it is - the land of weaponized FoMo (Fear Of Missing Out) hustle - it's about sharing missed experiences with friends and loved ones. In every transit hub there are shops that sell meisan (名産), or regional specialties - a special produce or liqueur, or pastry at a local food hall. Why? It's a Japanese custom called Omiyage (お土産), the practice of bringing gifts from a destination to share. Before you jump on that shinkansen, grab an Ekiben (railway bento box stuffed with meisan) for yourself, and some Omiyage for the ride home. In major shopping areas you also see Gachapon machines which dispenses little capsule toys...maybe something anime, something cutesy, or it's something FoMo. Do you remember going to Asakusa? Here's a Gachapon machine that sells a little model of Nakamise-Dori (the tourist trap between the thunder gate and the temple with food stalls) ...limited time only. Want a 551 Horai mini bun model from your Osaka trip for your display case? Buy it before it's out.
How does this translate to Disney Resorts Japan (DRJ)? First, DRJ ain't Disney. It's a Disney Franchisee named Oriental Land Company (OLC), a subsidiary of Keisei Electric Railway (京成電鉄). Keisei connects Tokyo (東京), Chiba prefecture (千葉) and Narita (成田), and they own Maihama (舞浜), a reclaimed area bordering Tokyo. Keisei also run hotels, retail and residential developments as a side hustle. If you rode a train from Narita Airport to Ueno (Skyliner) or Asakusa (SkyAccess), that's Keisei. The original concept for Maihama was an amusement park called OrientalLand, and the Disney theming happened as a happy accident. Disney was looking for a cash injection in the 1970s to finish WDW, and OLC wanted top notch theming to compete with Nara Dreamland (a since defunct Disney knockoff south of Osaka). DisneySea grew out of Disney's original concept for a theme park in Long Beach (Port Disney), and it's still growing. Thanks to Tokyo bay's population (same as California but in an area slightly bigger than NYC Metro), it has enough turnover to keep pricing down (70 USD/day vs 110 USD/day for WDW), and the food and souvenir options are cheaper overall (example: 900 yen turkey legs, 1500 yen mickey ear tiaras). It also has the Japanese attention to detail that makes them superior to their US counterparts. OLC parks are not subject to the penny-pinching / nickel-and-diming of their Disney cousins.
Was it like its distant cousins overseas? OLC hires Disney for their imagineers and licenses their IP, so most rides are very similar. Soarin' is almost the same as the one in Epcot, swapping out Orlando with Minato in Tokyo for the finale. Searider is Star Tours but with a Findin' Nemo theme. Crystal Skull was the same as the DisneyLand version. Journey to the center of the earth is similar to Epcot's Test Track. 20000 leagues under the sea was a hybrid between its long dead Epcot cousin, and Magic Kingdom's Haunted mansion. The only difference is that unlike Disney Stateside with Genie/Genie+, the DLJ 40th Anniversary priority pass is free and works like FastPass+, so it's more equitable...and unlike Genie+ where you pay your way to the front...you can't do that here. It also doesn't matter much - most rides are already overbooked even at its 9a opening...so either a) you dealt with Japan's tendencies for 30 day-waitlist-with-60-minute-sales-window or b) you rode it somewhere else already c) you are already screwed, so eh, you already missed out and are just there for the merch/food/themes. The theming is like other Disney parks, except immaculately clean and well maintained. You can see reflections from other Disney parks. Arabian coast is kinda like Epcot Morocco, except with touches from the cancelled Egyptian pavilion. Mediterranean Harbor is a bit like the Italy pavilion, except with much better sightlines...and so on. Food's pretty decent and fairly priced too.
Of course, then there's the limited time, blink-and-you'll-miss-it merch, like the popcorn buckets. I mean, 600 yen for flavored popcorn is not that bad (some of the flavors like shoyu butter is actually damned good) but the themed popcorn buckets? Oh, those are the cute, DRJ exclusive collectibles. See that Winnie the Pooh popcorn bucket? Only sold at the booth outside Ariel's Grotto, and I had to endure some matcha white chocolate popcorn for it (protip: buy the bucket at that location, but get a voucher and redeem it somewhere else for the flavor that you actually want). Want one later? Oh, be prepared to hunt it down at Mandarake in Nakano Broadway...and you'll probably need to pay up the yang for it.
So yeah, pretty, pretty cheap, cheap pretty merch. Fun times.