Jason Donaldson
Google
⭐☆☆☆☆
If I could give zero stars, I would.
Topgolf was a total disaster from start to finish. We had a reservation and STILL waited over an hour with no explanation or apology. The front desk staff seemed completely clueless and overwhelmed — it was chaos.
Once we finally got to our bay — surprise! The system barely worked. The screens glitched, the ball tracker failed to register half our shots, and no one on staff seemed trained or willing to help fix anything. Why am I paying premium prices for a tech-driven experience when the “tech” belongs in a landfill?
The food and drinks? Embarrassingly bad. $17 for cold, rubbery chicken tenders and fries that tasted like they’d been under a heat lamp all day. And looked like mold Overpriced drinks that were watered down and took forever to arrive. Our server was either overwhelmed or indifferent — either way, it was clear customer service was not a priority here.
And just to add salt to the wound: the final bill was outrageous. Between the broken gameplay, garbage food, and nonexistent service, we somehow racked up a tab that looked like we dined at a five-star restaurant. I felt robbed. There’s no other word for it.
Topgolf clearly doesn’t care about quality, service, or value. It’s a shiny, loud money pit designed to funnel people through a broken system while nickel-and-diming every step of the way. I left angry, embarrassed I brought friends, and furious that I spent a dime there.
Avoid Topgolf like the plague. You’ll thank yourself later.watch out for snakes found one slithering across the green right in front of me also the bathroom nasty