claire d.
Yelp
If I could give this place zero stars, I would.
We came here hoping for a nice final meal on our last night in Florence and left feeling completely ripped off, frustrated, and still hungry.
I ordered the pesto gnocchi, which somehow managed to be both soggy and flavorless. No depth, no seasoning--just a sad, green pile of mush. My friend asked for a simple Alfredo sauce, which wasn't on the menu, but the waiter assured us it could be done. She even asked if truffle could be added, and again, the waiter said no problem.
BIG problem.
What arrived was a plate of noodles swimming in something that tasted like warm dishwater. No flavor. No richness. Absolutely ZERO truffle. If there was even a whiff of truffle in that sauce, I'll eat my passport.
The drinks? Just as sad. The espresso martinis were watery and lifeless, and the strawberry spritz tasted like flat soda with a splash of regret.
To make things worse, the service was painfully slow. After finishing our disappointing meals, we waited 45 minutes just to be asked if we wanted dessert or the check. At that point, we just wanted to escape.
When we finally got the bill, the insult was complete. The bland Alfredo? 22 euro. Why? Apparently the imaginary truffle cost us 10 euro extra. When we politely asked for clarification, the owner got defensive, passive-aggressive, and rude. Absolutely no accountability or concern that we had just paid nearly 100 euro for one of the most underwhelming meals we've ever had.
There are hundreds of incredible places to eat in Florence. This is not one of them. If you're into overcooked noodles soaked in warm water, nonexistent truffle, and being overcharged for the privilege--by all means, go. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and eat literally anywhere else.
Tourist trap 101. STAY AWAY.