Maxwell A.
Yelp
The best (relatively) slept-on tourist destination in Seattle, at least for book-lovers and cat-lovers. Also good for regular residents who just want to browse books and pet cats.
CAT REVIEWS
Buster (confident gray tabby): The guy in charge. Minor problematic behaviors (he bullies Lily), but he is a cat so it happens. Always friendly except when he's busy furiously chittering at crows and pigeons outside the window. Beware, he may claim your shoulder for a ride without warning. RATING: 5/5
Lily (large round calico): Very soft. Gentle. Serene. Either an angel, or an alien sent to evaluate and judge humanity. She is shy but unless you get really aggressive with her, she will simply stare saucer-eyed at you while you pet her and politely allow it. RATING: 5/5
James (large tuxedo): "Mom. James Mom." --Pepperjack's assessment. RATING: 5/5
Screamer (all black): A visionary who dreams of the void at the heart of the cosmos. He is haunted by the psychic insights that batter his tiny feline brain, and so he screams. He will also snuggle any hands that pet him when he's in a good mood. RATING: 5/5
Pepperjack (long orange tabby, just barely adult): Peak orange. Possesses approximately 83% of a used braincell because the rest of the space in his soul is taken up by love and snuggles. Has learned the arcane ways of the shoulder ride from Buster. RATING: 5/5
Myrtle (small skinny calico, just barely adult): Fearless chaos elemental. Sufficiently obsessed with running water that she has learned to stand up and operate a dispenser that was installed for humans with a single paw. Makes tiny meeping noises instead of meows. RATING: 5/5
When it comes to books, there is always an interesting selection, both because of a location that draws a lot of unusual people with exciting books to sell, and because of dedicated curation. As a matter of pragmatism and fairness, prices are matched against whatever the cheapest you can find online is. Staff is honest and transparent about this when selling or buying.
All employees clearly care about the joys of both reading and loving cats.
The proprietor, although reliably helpful to customers and willing to chat about books and offer recommendations whenever she has the time, can be mildly crotchety. I encourage reviewers to consider the stresses of being a human individual in charge of a heavily-patronized small business in the trendiest neighborhood in Seattle instead of docking stars for this.
Terry Pratchett speculated that libraries and used bookstores were portals to a magical dimension known as L-Space. Twice Sold Tales is definitely a solid manifestation of this phenomenon.