John Ryan
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Honestly, they should rename this place The Nickel and Dime Inn. There are extra charges everywhere—$5 to use a robe (a thin, worn terrycloth wrap that’s not even worth $5). There’s a towel count before you check out, which is probably why they won’t finalize your bill at checkout. Lose a towel? That’s a $20 charge for something barely above motel quality.
I tried to speak directly with Ryan, the owner and general manager. I wasn’t asking for a refund—just to give feedback. He refused to talk, saying, “That’s what the survey is for. Post a review if you want.” He clearly doesn’t care unless it comes through his channels.
Worse, when I asked for a copy of my bill, he refused. Wouldn’t print it, wouldn’t show me the screen, and said only: “You’ll get an email between 4 and 7 p.m.” So, no transparency whatsoever.
We paid $775 for two nights, and here’s what that got us:
• A stained, sagging bed, threadbare sheets, and the lumpiest pillows I’ve ever used.
• A TV that doesn’t fit in the cabinet, so you have to watch it sideways.
• Pool towels are in your room, and if you want a new one, you have to leave the pool area and go to the front desk—which is often closed with the ever-present “Back in 15 minutes” sign.
• The $40/day resort fee gets you nothing—no pool service, no amenities.
The laundry room? Out of three washers and three dryers, one washer and one dryer were broken, and the change machine didn’t work at all. The machines were older than my twenty something kids. When I needed quarters, I found (again) the front desk unattended. I had to go into the restaurant and ask a server to help track someone down.
Ryan says he’s been doing this for over 20 years. Honestly, it shows—but not in a good way. My guess is there’s little repeat business and zero referrals.
Avoid this place. The setting is beautiful, but this inn is not.