Laura R.
Yelp
This was an interesting experience, in that out of all the castles we viewed across both England and Scotland, this one was crawling with the most tourists. And I ultimately couldn't figure out why this was... We arrived around noon, and waited in a queue for 30 or so minutes. When you purchase your tickets, you are basically waiting out in a line outside, snaking through the parking lot.
When walking onto the grounds, the first thing we saw was just... a big, wide open space, filled with ruins, bright green grass, and a winding pathway leading to a Trebuchet, and then, further across a bridge and into the castle's ruins. "To breach the walls of a castle as mighty as Urquhart, an attacked needed siege engines. Most fearsome was the Trebuchet, a type of giant catapult that could hurt massive stone balls hundreds of metres." Though there is some debate as to whether any trebuchets were used during the castle's occupancy, they did find some huge stone balls imbedded in the ground.
The day was a bit gray, but the surrounding views from the castle overlooking the loch were lovely. A couple of things you'll see in the castle: LATRINE marked over literal grates in the flood, The Constable's Lodging (". . .the most important man in the castle in the absence of its lord."), BED RECESS marked over a stony square dimple set into the walls, The New Kitchen, and of course the banks of the Loch Ness. Various informational plaques are situated through the castle, too. My favorite had to be the one titled 'The Great Raid of 1545,' when the MacDonalds (my relations from my father's side!), stormed the castle and included such items as 12 feather beds with bolsters, blankets, and sheets, five pots, six pans, two brewing vats, one basin, six roasting spits, 3, 377 sheep, 2,355 cattle, 750 sacks of barley, and 2, 2204 goats, among many other livestock and other items. I like the idea of my ancestors being raiding, pillaging, Scottish folk.
PROS:
-Beautiful, well-maintained grounds. This is important to mention, because the plaque were obviously taken care of. That didn't seem to be common for other places we visited.
-Spacious parking lot overlooking the loch.
-It touches the Loch Ness, and you can get some really lovely pictures of it with the castle.
-Has a really interesting history, and I was pleasantly surprised that my ancestor's history is entwined with it.
CONS:
-Cramped spaces meant that when going to certain places (say, up the stairs...) we had to wait a while for the traffic to slowly move up. I don't mean a few minutes, I mean as much as 10 or 15, just to go up some steps.
THE VERDICT:
£9 isn't TERRIBLY pricey, but we did see "better" ruins for free at other places. Without the crowd, I imagine you could see everything the castle has to offer in under an hour. It is really cool to read about its history, but the defining property of this place is that it touches the bank of the Loch Ness. There's even a place to go down and dip your hands into the water that borders the ruins. That wasn't our first experience with the river, since it goes through Inverness where we were staying, but it definitely had a different feel to dipping your hands into the edges of an ancient castle's riverbank. When we were driving past Urquhart castle at 7pm that evening, we saw a spectacular rainbow. So we veered off into the parking lot to check it out. Over the Loch Ness it stretched, and we were able to see both where it ended and began, in a rare feet of a perfect rainbow. As cheesy as it sounds, it was a really beautiful, sort of magical moment for me. I snapped some fantastic pictures, made all the more magical by the connotations of this beautiful country, and the banks of the river where the Loch Ness monster supposedly prowls. Overall, I enjoyed the experience, and I think it's a worthwhile one that still retains a bit of Old World magic.
MY TIME:
We waited in a queue for about 30-45 minutes, and viewed the grounds for about two and a half hours. So 3 hours total, give or take a bit of time. This includes the time we waited for purchasing our tickets, as well as having to wait several times to go up flights of stairs.