Eric S.
Yelp
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Cedar Point's 17th and newest coaster is a mean, lean, diving machine. But it's not all sunshine & happiness, folks.....skip to the end for the reason why.
Valravn has only been in operation for 4 weeks, which means lines for it are bound to be the longest in the park. Its rather short 1 minute 58 second runtime has a few highlights, notably:
~Special ride elements~
*45° chain lift hill
*214ft drop @ 90° w/ holding brake
*Immelman
*131ft drop @ 90°
*dive loop
*zero-G roll
Valravn's super-wide cars are 8 across in 3 rows for a total of 24 riders per train. Anyone seated on the far edges will be treated to a world-class thill, as those extend beyond the rails of the track so there's nothing below you (the trains themselves are floorless). Anyone unfortunate enough to be wedged into any of the "bitch seats" (i.e. seats 4 and 5 in the second or third rows) will still experience the coaster, albeit at a fraction of the intensity.
The restraints are crazy comfortable and ensure your butt stays planted during your dive time. While the HUGE 165ft immelman inversion is great fun, inversions 2 and 3 aren't entirely as thrilling and the airtime hill prior to the brake run didn't seem to give much in the way of negative G's. The lift hill is pitched at a 45 degree angle, much steeper than the typical 30° lift slope used on most coasters.
At the 223ft apex, riders get to enjoy a gorgeous view of the park (looking north) before making a sharp turn and staring --straight-- down. A holding brake keeps the tension palpable as you're left dangling for a moment before you plummet vertically towards terra firma. That first drop is quite a rush, I have to say.
?BinsNoBins? = NoBins. Only spots for flip flops, and crews are adamant about 'no loose belongings'. They even told me--for the one and only time during my whole visit--that my sunglasses needed to be removed. When I responded with "they'll stay on my head, trust me", they fired back with a curt "yeah no, take them off and hold them in your hand. Like right now." Needless to say, as soon as the train began its ascent up the lift hill, I put those shades right back on my face to filter out the scorching sun. And yes, they stayed secure the --entire-- ride, thankyouverymuch.
So while Valravn would be some park's flagship ride, at CP the competition is stiff. It's not bad in the slightest, however there are far better coasters at the park. Still definitely a 5* ride, no question. But it's NOT worth a 2+ hour wait, and there's at least five coasters superior to Valravn at Cedar Point. I want to stress that the ride doesn't suck, but it IS a little overhyped in my opinion.
Now here's where things get ultra-sh*tty.
Thanks to the 8-across seating configuration (instead of the usual 2 or 4 per row), a station attendant will direct you where to sit in an effort to fill in all available rows and cut down on empty seats. I know, they're "just doing their job", but that's a major douche move for people who've been standing in line for a very long time. I got screwed and wound up not only stuck in the middle row, but also the middle SEAT which is the worst possible combination. #sucks
Now to be fair, there is ample signage posted at various points in the queue saying that 'due to demand you may not be able to request specific seats', but that doesn't lessen the potential for heartbreak. An assigned seating situation on a roller coaster still strikes me as totally ridiculous and downright un-American.
Eric S's Cedar Point coaster ranking : 8th out of 13.
Verdict : wait what?!? How could Valravn, the world's tallest dive coaster that shattered a crapton of records, possibly be ranked so low?!?
.....because, dear reader, for those that've waited 45, 60, 90, even 120 minutes in the blazing hot Sandusky summer heat.....or the cold, unforgiving lake effect rain.....
......not having the freedom to choose your seat is the cheapest, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, blood-sucking, hopeless, heartless, d*ckless, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, biggest kick in the nutsack there is! Hallelujah, ho-ly sh*t! Where's the Tylenol??