Todd B.
Yelp
Had very high hopes for this one. The inside of the restaurant is adorable and the menu looked fantastic. I think it's important to note that 3 stars is still good ("A-OK"), and Bistrot Vivienne was good. It probably could have been better if I ordered something else, but you have to review based on what you got, and this entree was just good. Nothing special.
When you don't really know a language, menus can sound so interesting. This one had either an english menu or english translation on the menu, so I knew what I ordered, but it sounded more interesting than it was. Essentially, I got ham macaroni and cheese. It was a small pot filled with macaroni pasta, ham, very finely chopped mushrooms, and Parmesan cheese. Nothing wrong with it. This was a good dish, but that's it. It was just good. Shame, too, because this menu looks awesome. I don't know why I went with this dish, but I guess it called to me, and as usual, the voices in my head were wrong. I should stop listening to them. Doing what the voices tell you to do is a sure sign you've lost your mind. Having voices is fine, as long as you ignore them and don't tell anyone you hear them.
On the positive side, my first glass of wine - a Bordeaux - was superb. My second glass was still good but not as good as the first.
Service was again, great. Welcoming of us who only have a very limited and basic knowledge of the language (like, 300 words or less basic) and otherwise rely on google translate. Standard Parisian service in that it is slow, but that's just France. Meals are slow - you're supposed to enjoy the experience - not just rush in and out.
I also didn't love where we were sat - in the back of the restaurant in a small room or alcove. It was very hot back there - lie the room absorbed the heat and didn't let it escape - and a bit cramped. There was no need to sit us back there either as we had a reservation and the restaurant was half empty.
Here's the thing though - I would come back. The menu had a number of very interesting items that sounded fantastic and look great in the yelp and tripadvisor photos. Willing to assume I ordered wrong and should have gotten something else - maybe something that doesn't belong on the kids menu.
Oh well. You live and learn.