Allison M.
Yelp
Short version: if you are expecting a 4 star accommodation - hell, if you're expecting a 3 star hotel - you will be sorely disappointed (and should probably read the rest). Here is the bare minimum I EXPECT when I pay for a four star hotel: clean, updated (or well maintained vintage), safe, and structurally sound. That's the bare minimum. Bare minimum for three star: clean (even a little dust is understandable in the hard to reach places). This isn't even close to a three star hotel by those standards.
Note: I'm only allowed to load ten pictures, but if anyone from Warwick cares enough...I have many, many more of the various disgusting aspects of this room.
Long version: my train came in late, so I rushed to the hotel to make sure I got there by midnight (no late check-ins). Barely made it, but got checked in no problem (the ONLY reason I'm leaving two stars and not one is because the person at the front desk was quite nice, so they get a star).
One my way up to the room, I was confused because the hotel was pretty...gross. And not kept up well. But I thought hey, sometimes that's just hallways, and this is a 4-star hotel; the pics online are cute; it can't be that bad.
Incorrect.
Go through the pics for details, but I immediately knew this was bad when I walked in to a disgusting, stained floor, furniture that looked like it came from a storage unit auction, and an incredible tiny, weirdly arranged room with what looks like a 19 year-old, college freshmen attempt at TV mounting and cord concealment.
Still with me? It gets worse.
It's midnight and I'm tired. I ignore the splitting wallpaper, floor stains, etc and pull back the sheets only to find a whole lot of hair. Gross. Get up and go to call the front desk to ask for clean sheets. Nobody answers. I accidentally drop the receiver behind the desk, bend down to get it...trash. Trash everywhere. Filthy.
Now I can't shake the icky feeling, but I guess I'm stuck here, so I think "hey a hot shower in the 'marble bathroom' will help." But it's hard to wash off the grime when you're distracted by mold, cracking grout, and (you guessed it) more hair on the shower walls - long and short, you name it, it's in my shower.
Still here? Gets worse.
The water keeps spontaneously cutting out for about three seconds, comes back on (cold), lasts for about a minute, rinse and repeat. Soooo Nevermind washing off the grime! I get out, unfold my towel...dirty. Visibly dirty (see pics).
Still worse, folks.
As I look down at my dirty towel, the floor appears to be moving. I squint, look closer...bugs. Idk what kind, and frankly I don't care. Bugs. Bugs guys. Like, not "oh well it's an old building so there's an occasional cockroach." Bugs like wiggly, icky, worm-looking bugs.
So yeah. I'm stuck here for two nights (pray for me if you're the type). I apparently can't get help from the front desk or a refund so I can book something cleaner (like a motel 6) or nicer (maybe a super 8?) and that $400+ is gone. My Chicago experience may be ruined by this, and idk how I'm going to sleep in this flop house...
But hopefully you can save yourselves.
Run. Just say no. Keep scrolling. Book the 2.5 star down the road. It'll be better, I bet my life on it.