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An ‘unmitigated’ disaster
If you’ve ever wanted to go somewhere for lunch, and NOT have lunch, then this is the place for you.
Dear reader, to say staff at this restaurant are inattentive and the food is invisible would, perhaps, be the understatement of the century.
We, a group of six, arrived at this venue at 1.30pm and confirmed we would like some water. We waited.
We asked a waitress for our water. We waited.
We asked a waitress again for our water. It appeared.
Then, 30 minutes in to our visit, we reminded her that we might also like some food. She agreed and took our order.
Then… we waited.
We waited.
And… we waited.
The sun sunk low in the sky, the birds stopped singing in the trees and the first glimmers of evening appeared.
Nearly two hours into our visit, we asked our waitress where our food was. She looked non-plussed. Then we asked the kitchen.
Turns out our order was never put in…
When my dining companion turned a shade of red that made visiting Krakatoa look like a fun day at a theme park, they then offered to give us our cocktails (which arrived an hour into our visits) for free
You may believe this was a unique experience, but I’m afraid I have to disabuse you of that vision.
The table next to us also remained seated for hours, bare plates before them.
And over the other side of the restaurant, two diners got so cross that they started to gesticulate at staff and then stood up pointedly staring at them (their order did then miraculously arrive!)
Upon finding out our order had never been prepared, we promptly left.
Dear reader, to say this restaurant is terrible would be too soft of a word. An unmitigated disaster appears much better.
It would be wise to avoid The Waves at all costs.
We attended for a Saturday lunch at the start of February.
