Kendal A.
Yelp
One of my worst experiences with a touristy activity ever! By far!
It was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to do something special with my wife. I had heard about the Western Maryland Scenic Railroad through brochures I'd seen while in the area, and thought a ride on an historic train would be nice. When I heard about the murder mystery & dinner package taking place on a Saturday evening close to our big day, I leaped on it, thinking this would be a great way to celebrate. The cost seemed high- $85 per head, but I thought this was something unique and I'd take advantage of the opportunity.
So, we were scheduled to leave the train station by 6 pm. We left our house early because Cumberland is quite a ways from Washington DC. We get to our B&B, check in and unpack, walk down to the station (lovely city, by the way) and had to figure out how to get our tickets: no signs, very little help, and people just sort of milling around like there was a delay. Well, there was- 75 minutes, and no one bothered to tell us. We get on the train, wait, wait, and wait, and finally I find somebody of authority who tells me a tour group that was at the Hagerstown Premium Outlets was delayed because one of their patrons never showed up at the end of the shopping spree. Hmmmmm.
Ok, the bus arrives, and the train starts moving around 7:15- nearly dark so we'll miss some good scenery, but I try to take it into stride. The meal service begins- rolls and butter, uninspiring salad, and then the entree: I had the salmon, my wife the roasted chicken- my fish was cold, her chicken slightly warm. Wait staff says the delay caused "some of the meals to lose their warmth". "No way to heat them up." The couple next to us mention their meals aren't hot either. Dessert was nothing to write home about either.
Meanwhile, the train is jugging along at what seems like 20 miles per hour- it's dark out so we really don't see any scenery.
The murder mystery begins while we're still chipping ice off our entree. The main character who just happened to create the play also owns a business in town that he feels obligated to advertise to us while doing introductions. The "actors", who are not actors at all but are local residents who are moonlighting, attempt to put on what is probably the worst scripted play I've ever listened to. It was called "Dying to Dine", and was poorly developed, really didn't have a plot, and through incorporating two passengers as part of the play made no sense whatsoever (later, we learned one of the passengers was given a script to another play).
It gets worse....back at our table, i ask the wait staff for a third time for some more water. They are short of waiters that evening so I'm told "Maybe you can go to the bar and get some yourself!" Which I try....the bar maid says they are out of water, but should have some "shortly". "Maybe they'll re-stock in Frostburg?", I think.
Speaking of Frostburg, we arrive there after about an hour or so of chugging along the tracks. My expectations of this "unique" event have already been deflated to the point that I'm not surprised when we're let off the train and then just stand around for 30 minutes while the murder mystery people awkwardly try to perform a scene of their senseless "play" at the depot. My two year-old could have written something better; I'm almost serious about this....
After about a wasted hour, we get back on the train and start chugging back to Cumberland. Fortunately, Cumberland is at a lower elevation than Frostburg, so the return trip is not so straining on "the big engine that almost couldn't". Unfortunately, we get back to our table and find the waitress had taken my wife's partly eaten meal that had been covered with a napkin and had a placecard on it with "please save". Our companion couple's covered meal and dessert were wisked away also. I guess looking for cues like that were not part of their training.
Meanwhile, the "actors" are wrapping up what is, yes, it's a mystery- it's certainly not a play, and the script makes no sense, so is it some sick joke to perform to a group of passengers who have no way of walking out unless they jump rail and take their life? This "performance" is soooo bad I actually considered it.
Finally, the train arrives back in Cumberland. I'm beyond disappointment, as I've never spent so much money on such poor service and what was to be entertainment (and I'm leaving out the cold meal). To my disbelief, as I'm walking towards the exit, the bar maid shouts out, "Sir, did you ever get your water?" I look at her and shake my head no. "Oh", she replies, "we had some, but I thought you were only joking!" Actually, I think the entire staff tonight was only joking......
Needless to say, I would NEVER recommend this trip. If you love old trains and just have to experience this activity, get the day pass and skip the horrific meal service and live "entertainment".