Travis C.
Yelp
I am writing this review in hopes that the employee that I am about to write about sees this and feels utterly ashamed of himself.
Here's how it went down.
I needed a book for one of my college classes. I realized that it was unlikely but I was walking past and knew it would only take two seconds to check it out.
I walked up to the employee
Me: Hi I'm looking for a book called "The Granta Book of American Short Stories."
Him: (with a look of disgust and annoyance) hmmmm...(doesn't even look at his computer to check)nope don't have that.
Me:Oh okay, that's cool, thanks.
As I'm walking away I hear him muttering in an irritated voice
"I didn't even know that book existed"
Oh really Mr Superhuman-library-bookshop-man? Have you heard of every single piece of paper that has ever been published since the Gutenberg Bible?
I could really not believe that anyone would be so incredibly rude to me. There was literally one other person in the shop, browsing in the back. I could not have been bothering him much, and even if I was, isn't it his job to answer questions about books in a freakin' bookstore???
So, sir, if you are out there reading this and you realize that I'm talking about you, seriously re-evaluate your life. Is it really making you happy? Do you like sneering at customers all day? Is your literary sweater on a little too tight? Just relax and accept the fact that you work in a bookstore. It's okay. I did too. I did my time happily and moved on with my life, and you will too, or you'll just live a sad, arrogant existence and whither away to dust like all the over-rated novels on your shelves.