Siobhan
Google
The only reason this review isn’t 1 star is because the property itself is absolutely stunning. The views are gorgeous, the villas are beautiful, and if you squint hard enough and ignore the service, you can convince yourself you’re at a luxury resort. Unfortunately, the experience did not match the setting.
When we arrived at Windjammer Landing, we were placed in a different room than what we booked and it had no running water. Things happen. We understand that things happen but what was frustrating was that no one informed us ahead of time. We only found out when we called the front desk to report it and were casually told, “Oh yeah, it’s an island-wide issue.” After googling, we saw the outage had started two days prior. When we asked about it in person, one staff member admitted it had been going on for a couple of days before his manager awkwardly cut him off and insisted it had “just started” and would be fixed “any minute.” It wasn’t fixed until the following evening. No one checked in on us. No alternative solution was offered. We later found out our original room had been given to someone who checked in earlier and complained about the same issue. We asked to switch rooms multiple times and were denied. After significant back and forth, we were given a complimentary dinner after asking for it, not offered (we were not on the all-inclusive plan). Thank goodness, because the food at Jammers was wildly overpriced and so bad. We’re talking microwaved chicken on an uncut piece of romaine with globs of dressing marketed as a Caesar salad, ice-cold fries, and a single scoop of ice cream for $22. When our server asked how the food was and my husband began to respond honestly, she took his plate mid-sentence and walked away.
The next morning, we had an early excursion before the complimentary breakfast opened and were told we could have a breakfast to-go. Morning of, we were told no. Twenty minutes later, right before we had to leave, they called back to say it was ready in the lobby. Three scrambled eggs, one waffle, four coffees, and a side of milk somehow totaled $160. They added a room service fee even though it was picked up in the lobby, and $24 for milk because it “counted as four sides.” When my husband politely questioned the bill, the front desk employee was incredibly rude- snapping at him, tossing her pen down, and saying loudly (while calling the restaurant), “Yeah, he doesn’t want to pay for it.” We eventually got the room service fee removed and the milk reduced to $6.
The layout of the resort is also something I wish we’d known beforehand. The property is extremely steep and hilly. They do run shuttles frequently, which is helpful, but you cannot realistically walk between most areas. If mobility or convenience matters to you, this is important to know before booking.
Throughout our stay, they consistently ran out of towels at the beach (at 11am!) with zero apologies or solutions offered. And the incessant soliciting was exhausting. While trying to relax, we were repeatedly approached to buy spa services and excursions, and “no thank you” was rarely accepted the first time. It also seemed to happen more frequently when it was just us women without our husbands present. At one point, a staff member told us we needed to move all of our belongings so he could put chair covers on, yet didn’t ask anyone else around us to move. It felt strange and unnecessary. Not once did someone approach us just to check in or enhance our experience- only to sell something.
The first day alone could have ruined our entire trip. We ultimately salvaged it ourselves by adjusting our expectations and appreciating the natural beauty of Saint Lucia. But this did not feel like a luxury resort experience. Nearly every staff interaction ranged from apathetic to openly hostile unless they were trying to sell us something. It’s a shame, because the setting is incredible. With better communication, basic customer care, and more professional service, this place could be amazing. Unfortunately, that was not our experience.