Christine Q.
Yelp
If you're ever in Austin and dream of the rare experience of being completely ignored and ejected from a bar by someone who's never spoken a single word to you--this is your place.
Shoutout to the bartender who managed to skip all traditional steps of bar service (like eye contact, acknowledging a human presence, or serving a drink) and still found the energy to climb over the bar to kick my friend out. I mean... that's commitment. Olympic-level bartending, truly.
No drink, no chat, not even a "Hey, we're closing soon" or "Excuse me, we have a policy..." Just full-on action movie mode. It was like watching a low-budget Mission Impossible reboot starring someone who just really didn't want me there.
So if you like your nights out served cold, with a side of confusion and a shot of humiliation--you'll feel right at home here.
Cheers (but not really).