Scott Y.
Yelp
JOHNSON
[notices Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
COLONEL
What is it, son?
JOHNSON
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
JET PILOT
Dick!
DICK
Yeah?
PILOT
Take a look outta starboard.
DICK
Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
BIRD-WATCHING WOMAN
Pecker!
BIRD-WATCHING MAN
[raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
BIRD-WATCHING WOMAN
Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
ARMY SERGEANT
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
UMPIRE
2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
TEACHER
Wang! Pay attention!
WANG
I was distracted by that enormous flying--
MUSICIAN
Willie.
WILLIE
Yeah?
MUSICIAN
What's that?
WILLIE
[looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
COLONEL
Johnson!
JOHNSON
Yes, sir!
COLONEL
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
Entire excerpt is from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me