Deanna M.
Yelp
I just broke up with a guy from New Canaan that introduced me to Zumbach's Gourmet Coffee. I'm from Virginia, so needless to say, being introduced to Zumbach's is the best damn thing that came out of the relationship.
Zumbach's was love at first sight. In a way, Zumbach's is what everyone desires in an ideal partner. The moment you walk into the store, you are greeted with the decadent smell of coffee and get butterflies. Ya know how the butterflies tend to disappear after awhile? Not with Zumbach's. We all know that size DOES in fact matter, so I know what you're thinking. Let me tell you that the serving sizes at Zumbach's do not disappoint!! When your drink hits your lips you never want it to end. Time after time, Zumbach's satisfies. If you take Zumbach's home you're in for a real treat ;) Wanna grind? Wanna go full bean?? Zumbach's aims to please. Most importantly, Zumbach's will not let you down. Were you dropped from your ex's Spotify account? Zumbach's has great tunes. Did your ex have sketchy females/males on his/her social media?? Zumbach's don't play online. Did your ex get angry at you and yell at you for wanting to pursue your passions?? Zumbach's gives you the boost you need to conquer your dreams. Did your ex tell you that he was only afraid of losing you because he didn't want to put in the effort to find someone else??? Zumbach's TREATS YOU LIKE YOU DESERVE: LIKE A DAMN QUEEN. Oh, and the prices are low, the staff is great, and the place is cozy and warm.
As I am semi-grieving the end of a romantic relationship, I am more so grieving the loss of the most magical, real love I have ever had: Zumbach's Gourmet Coffee. May we cross paths again.