"The Venn-diagram overlap of everything we need from one of these hotels: centrally located, but not in the thick of it (it's easily accessible to Miami things on both sides of the bay); a centerpiece pool, but without an EDM DJ in sight; a spa, but not a spa; a juice bar, but not a juice bar; and some sexy cohabitants who are there for precisely the same reasons you are—that is, to get toasty and not be bothered. Do everything they recommend. Drink the juices. Play the Ping-Pong. Spend all goddamned day staring up at the palm trees from one of those lemon-yellow chaise longues. This place is so good. And here's the cherry: It's somehow less pricey than a lot of places like it."