"One day when we are very rich because we got confused and invested in Dogecoin thinking it was some kind of pug help-to-buy scheme, we will get a beautiful flat in Fitzrovia and go to Carousel most nights. The main dining room is a restaurant with a rotating line-up of guest chefs, but it’s their casual and cool wine bar up front that you and your pét-nat craving need to know about. Expect an assortment of exciting low-intervention wines available by the glass or—why not—the bottle. " - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing, daisy meager, sinead cranna