Brandon K.
Yelp
Charm's worn off. Rarely do I find something worthwhile and when I do there's something wrong with it. Some of the old shoes are great but they're nearly all 9' and 8's. Or they're clown size, little in the me range. There was a huge tear at the bottom of a button down shirt i liked and thought, hey, I'm a kind of wild guy, i'll take this off their hands!
"Hi, excuse me, can you cut something off the price for this tear?" I asked the vacant broad at the register. She looked at me like i was some strung out loser.
"No." then she added simply, "Price."
"Yeah price, 25 bucks for this fine used shirt, but there's a huge rip in the bottom here." I lifted it up and showed her. Then I showed the silent guy standing next to her who was steaming some old dead guys suit.
"Damaged," I pointed. Then I raised my voice over the steam machine, "huge rip!"
A cloud of vapor belched forth and engulfed the guy so that I could no longer see him, and the girl just stared at me, holding a scissors defensively. A line of impatient 20 somethings had collected behind me, sighing and texting their idiot bf's about a guy holding up the line at Doggy's Clothing 10 ft. Single by Stella Dallas.
Yeah, cool name.