Doryan R.
Yelp
Definitely the place to be this time of year.
And it showed with a ridiculously long line at Torchy's today.
BUT, there are two other trailers to explore!
Shuggies had little to no line (note: there are separate lines, despite what it may look like sometimes), so we opted for burgers today.
The burgers look good, but I'm a vegaquarian, so I had to pass on what looked to be awesome burgers. I got the vegetarian sammich. Panko-crusted portabellos, sauteed spinach, roasted red peppers, green chiles, avocado and some kinda sauce.
The sammich was good. Not the best I've had, but pretty darn good. The real problem here was that the way they served it you couldn't have more than maybe two of those ingredients in your mouth at one time. It's served in a half-sliced roll, which turns your sammich from a horizontally eaten creature to a vertically challenging mess. I'd like to know what it all tasted like together in my mouth. Yeah, I know what I just said, get your minds out of the gutter!
ONION RINGS! They were damn good. They were the crumbly kind, not the giant fluffy kind. The sauce they came with was tasty with a but of spice. The crumbly nature of the rings didn't make for good, clean dipping, but heck the crumbles tasted just fine by themselves in the sauce! Nice.
LAH-DEE DAH & TREAT
This is a newer addition, where you can go inside to look around the cute little airstream that sells unique gifts, artwork, and plants that you apparently have to work really hard to kill. Maybe I should get some of those. But I know my cats would put forth plenty of effort on my part.
AND on the outside of the trailer, you can order Campfire Smores (for two or four), and that means they'll build you a fire to cook them over! Neat! They also boast the best pralines in town. I was too full from my Chocolate Malt, or I may have taken that challenge.
Oh, and they sell Advil, Condoms, Brownies, and something called the Banana Blender Surprise (a Moon Pie and an RC Cola), which I think you have to be a Houstonian from the right era to really appreciate that joke.
Heck with that combination of things, you could have a rock star weekend!
In any case, I'm rambling, so I'll stop here.
But I'll be back! With booze and ready for my Moon Pie!