K B.
Yelp
Awful service, terrible menu and food. Have been here many times over the years hoping for different. The menu makes no sense. I think this is actually a place that makes all their money on alcohol and the food is an overpriced and neglected afterthought.
The only thing thing that's changed over the ten years I've tried repeatedly to like is the prices have gotten higher and the service has gotten worse. So unnecessarily rude and inattentive. Why? Today there were literally two tables and our server couldn't be bothered to be polite or even refill our drinks. Nor could she manage to not have the most ridiculous attitude even though we kept ignoring her rude statements and adolescent hostility. Seriously not necessary. Tipped anyway but smh how hard it is to find common courtesy.
Then the food. This menu has barely changed for ten years. It honestly is difficult to find something to order if you are not smashed on alcohol.
Nothing is a speciality. There is no theme to the menu so it is literally a random list of food that doesn't go together and should come from very different restaurants.
Are they Greek? A few items over the years seem like someone here cooks Greek food. They have a lamb burger, and an entree Greek salad. But that's it. Then maybe they're a burger place? You can get a few burgers or hot wings. Then a part of the menu looks like they are trying to be higher end dining, so there are some full steak meals. But this is a jack of all trades master of nine menu. These are meals chosen by somebody who likes each dish. Not for the general public.
Whether you're trying to sell yourself on a chopped meat salad, or bland edamame, or greasy polenta cakes, or a random New York steak (?), or pork sliders, this place disappoints.
This menu fails to create a singular dining experience with any good flavors to come back for. The food feels like failed Applebees bar food, and the selection of options (so strangely the same after a decade), looks like what you'd get if if you just picked a few random items off of a very different restaurant menus and did them badly. Greasy not well seasoned, kind of bad bar food, kind of Applebees entrées, kind of like bland cafeteria. But with very bad service to bring it to you.
If you want to come sit inside and drink-- just drink-- and then not leave because you're too busy drinking, then maybe this place is for you.
I really want to like this restaurant. I like their back patio. I love the history, it could be something that's actually good. Why not update this menu and chef, and provide quality food that is not phoned in? Why not hire servers who try to make this a pleasant experience for diners? Wishing for change in my neighborhood.