Hunter S.
Yelp
The show carries most of this review (the French cabaret, Madame Arthur).
Le Poisson Rouge is described as a "barn-like" venue. Seems most often it's for concerts in "standing room only" format (no thanks, I'm middle aged and want a seat and to be able to see the stage). For Madame Arthur, there were cheaper standing room only tickets, but also premium table tickets, which are still first come, first serve for buyers.
The tables were four chairs smashed together with wobbly tables. Very little room. We were lucky that only three people ended up sitting on each side of our table because that was tight enough . . . never mind shoving four people into that space. The guy across from me was a bigger guy, and clearly uncomfortable.
It was a suboptimal setup, but the ticket was less than 50 dollars, so to me, it was worth it. There is a two item minimum. Basic cocktails and drafts, but I think the real value is in getting the carafes of wine. I also got a cheese board, which for a place like this, was pretty good! Service was a little spotty and slow, but not their fault. There were a ton of people there and not enough staff.
Entry into the venue was smooth, staff efficient and professional.
Overall, would go to this place again. They have all sorts of events--concerts, comedy shows, dance parties, raves, etc. And I'm trying to find more American shows for Madame Arthur as we speak!